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notdavidlynch
08-31-2014, 06:31 PM
Sorry if this thread is all.. you know, not gender inclusive & shit.

But, yeah. I've got an ice pack on my balls right now (through my undies - no direct skin contact), and it's not all that bad.

I found this nugget on the subject on reddit (r/powerlifting):


I believe that icing is most beneficial when used up to and including 36-hours in advance. What I like to do is put on my favorite porn and being masturbating with lube right up until I'm about to orgasm. I immediately stop jerking off, slap my dick as hard as I can and then start playing videos of powerlifters. This is done in conjunction with bare ice on my balls. I like to do this before every training session but it's imperative that it's done every two hours during the two days leading up to a meet. Not only will your free T increase by 400%, you'll become conditioned to absolutely hate the idea of powerlifting.
Adios PRs, you're going to crush them.
Please report back.

Yes, it was upvoted.

I'm hoping that this is one of those things that will have a degree of impact on health comparable to eating a shit ton of fiber everyday from real food (the equivalent of what's found in 1lb of non-commercially produced hummus).

stuck
08-31-2014, 06:42 PM
Sounds legit

rincon
08-31-2014, 07:02 PM
That guy's an amateur. The pros have moved on to icing their prostates.

MarkovChain
08-31-2014, 07:04 PM
Shouldn't this thread belong in the "Invent superstitions" thread? ;)

Madrigal
08-31-2014, 07:18 PM
I thought this was about putting icing on your balls. I will now leave this thread and never come back.

Faust
08-31-2014, 07:20 PM
Spend enough time delaying and denying orgasm and you'll definitely want to ice your balls.

Linnea
08-31-2014, 08:26 PM
I immediately stop jerking off, slap my dick as hard as I can and then start playing videos of powerlifters. This is done in conjunction with bare ice on my balls.

How probable is it that this will eventually just lead to a very interesting kink?

When I read the topic I actually thought that someone wanted to know whether cold had the same contraceptive effect as heat when used on balls.

Limes
08-31-2014, 08:51 PM
Peltier cooling crystal on the glans

ACow
08-31-2014, 10:17 PM
http://valsopenkitchen.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dipped-cake-balls.jpg
Also:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning

I've just got these images of a guy going all clockwork orange every time he ends up near a weight lifting gym....

James
09-01-2014, 12:41 AM
I read this as icing on your balls. Have yet to decide if it is a good idea or not. I can see the advantages, but it sounds messy.

notdavidlynch
09-02-2014, 08:00 AM
No one has tried this yet?

I guess I'd better go ice my balls to make up for it.

Limes
09-02-2014, 08:02 AM
I'm not icing my balls, I shoot live rounds. I like to play star wars ejaculation. That's where, just before you blow your beans, you have to say "as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

rincon
09-02-2014, 08:03 AM
No one has tried this yet?

I guess I'd better go ice my balls to make up for it.

*hands you a bulbous-tipped ice popsicle*

Happy prostate cooling!

notdavidlynch
09-02-2014, 11:15 PM
Obama be icin'

http://proudtobeafilthyliberalscum.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1360323999580.jpg

notdavidlynch
09-04-2014, 01:55 AM
Update: Since starting this thread I've been making icing a twice daily ritual for 20-30 minutes, or until the ice pack is no longer cold, just chilled or lukewarm.

Conclusion: I recommend it. I'll keep up with the updates.

Questions: Are there better or worse times of the day to be icing, before/after/during workouts/meals, etc?

rincon
09-04-2014, 03:01 AM
Update: Since starting this thread I've been making icing a twice daily ritual for 20-30 minutes, or until the ice pack is no longer cold, just chilled or lukewarm.

Conclusion: I recommend it. I'll keep up with the updates.

Questions: Are there better or worse times of the day to be icing, before/after/during workouts/meals, etc?

More questions: what kind of lube are you using? When you get to the slapping part do you leave to lube on? Does it work better if you slap it against the ice?

notdavidlynch
09-04-2014, 04:47 AM
More questions: what kind of lube are you using? When you get to the slapping part do you leave to lube on? Does it work better if you slap it against the ice?

Wouldn't you like to know..

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1408907077656.gif

notdavidlynch
09-17-2014, 03:43 AM
FUcking heat.

Nut icing is a necessity atm.