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    You Just Walked Out on to Mars

    Okay, so you successfully made the trip out. You've had a really really long time to think about it.

    What would be the first thing you'd say? You know, knowing it's going to be rebroadcast all over both worlds for a very long time.
    "I don't have psychological problems." --Madrigal

    "When you write about shooting Polemarch in the head, that's more like a first-person view, like you're there looking down the sight of the gun." --Utisz

    David Wong, regarding Chicago
    Six centuries ago, the pre-Colombian natives who settled here named this region with a word which in their language means "the Mouth of Shadow". Later, the Iroquois who showed up and inexplicably slaughtered every man, woman and child renamed it "Seriously, Fuck that Place". When French explorer Jacques Marquette passed through the area he marked his map with a drawing of a brownish blob emerging from between the Devil's buttocks.

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    Hot damn, OrionzRevenge. That was your 420th post.

    Perfect.

    "Everything here is so quiet. Untouched. Pristine. I am humbled to be the first person to walk here, to gaze upon ... wait."

    "There's a Starbucks here. Figures."

    *sulks*

    "Fuck it. You know what? I'll have a non-caff soy green tea latte."
    "I don't have psychological problems." --Madrigal

    "When you write about shooting Polemarch in the head, that's more like a first-person view, like you're there looking down the sight of the gun." --Utisz

    David Wong, regarding Chicago
    Six centuries ago, the pre-Colombian natives who settled here named this region with a word which in their language means "the Mouth of Shadow". Later, the Iroquois who showed up and inexplicably slaughtered every man, woman and child renamed it "Seriously, Fuck that Place". When French explorer Jacques Marquette passed through the area he marked his map with a drawing of a brownish blob emerging from between the Devil's buttocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osito Polar View Post
    Hot damn, OrionzRevenge. That was your 420th post.

    Perfect.

    ...
    I confess, I had to research it.

    Well, that's not what I have in my backpack, but I wouldn't be surprised to see frip and RM show up looking for a Scooby Snack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osito Polar View Post
    Okay, so you successfully made the trip out. You've had a really really long time to think about it.

    What would be the first thing you'd say? You know, knowing it's going to be rebroadcast all over both worlds for a very long time.
    "Daaaaaaaaaaaaannnnng."

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    Oh hey, I'm on Mars!

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    the world as we know it has ended...with these steps comes the dawn of a new age.

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    I've had this dream for a long time:

    I step out onto Mars, knowing the world will be listening to everything I say.

    "Mars Bitches! You know why I'm here? FUCK YOU! That's why. I didn't want to die in the same planetary orbit as the mass of humanity. Guess what: I'm not dying of asphyxiation either. I smuggled a ridiculous amount of heroin on board. I may drown in my own vomit, but I'm not dying with you stupid apes.

    Sayonara Suckahs."

    Then I'd find a nice view, disable communications, watch the Sunset reveal different but familiar sky, shoot up and ship out.

    That's how I want to die.

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    "I'm the laziest man on Mars. "

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