Ok, so you choose the red pill, and Morpheus takes you down the rabbit hole. Then he tells you about this training program that allows you to instantly master any skill, but there's a software glitch that only allows you to learn one. The option is up to you.
I'm going with Muay Thai, bane of all banana trees.
Cake baking, sweater knitting, etc are options as well. Choose wisely.
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