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    I Know Kung Fu

    Ok, so you choose the red pill, and Morpheus takes you down the rabbit hole. Then he tells you about this training program that allows you to instantly master any skill, but there's a software glitch that only allows you to learn one. The option is up to you.

    I'm going with Muay Thai, bane of all banana trees.



    Cake baking, sweater knitting, etc are options as well. Choose wisely.
    "Long live the weeds and the wilderness!"

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    Guitar-shredding. Electric, or acoustic flamenco stuff would work, too.

    If it was more athletic, parkour.

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    Mastery of software engineering.

    Then I'll fix the glitch.
    Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.

    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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    Assuming I was in line before Hephaestus, magic tricks.

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    No wait. I think I'll learn to sing. I'm thinking a voice like an angel in the middle of a heavy deadlift would suite me.

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