Ok, so you choose the red pill, and Morpheus takes you down the rabbit hole. Then he tells you about this training program that allows you to instantly master any skill, but there's a software glitch that only allows you to learn one. The option is up to you.
I'm going with Muay Thai, bane of all banana trees.
Cake baking, sweater knitting, etc are options as well. Choose wisely.
Guitar-shredding. Electric, or acoustic flamenco stuff would work, too.
If it was more athletic, parkour.
Mastery of software engineering.
Then I'll fix the glitch.
I'm suspicious of people who say they'll die for a flag but won't wear a mask for their neighbor.
Assuming I was in line before Hephaestus, magic tricks.
No wait. I think I'll learn to sing. I'm thinking a voice like an angel in the middle of a heavy deadlift would suite me.
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