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    Tsundoku LordLatch's Avatar
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    If I got arrested..

    I saw this post on fakebook:


    first responder answer for latch
    second responder answer for first responder

    and so on..



    Or pick someone you want to guess their reason for being arrested if you're a fricken rule breaker.
    That's my poop stirrin' stick- Don't touch it! You don't know which end is the handle..

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    Accidentally repairing something with a stolen part. I could totally see that. Great idea for a thread BTW!

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    Impulsively taking drugs, leading to an altered state of consciousness in which you took different drugs, resulting in you waking up inside a cow costume, halfway through a plate glass window at Krispy Kreme
    We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.

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    Traffic argument gone horribly wrong.
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    Heh. We've been here years now.

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    Meae Musae Servus Hephaestus's Avatar
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    Too easy. Public indecency. You would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for the loud argument punctuated by the word "Peronist". Or at least, that's what people thought you said. You were actually laughing and saying "Peyronies?" No charges were pressed as the most offended party really didn't want the incident a matter of public record.


    Alternate Theory: Bench warrant for failure to appear in a breach of contract suit. Something about a forest...
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    Resisting Arrest of Argument.

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    Protesting keystone xl.

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    . (didn't like my reason. someone else think of one for stuck.)
    Last edited by Blorg; 05-27-2014 at 09:52 PM.

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    Stuck: Growing his beard too long and refusing to shave it; causes public unrest.

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    Having to be silenced after stumbling upon a massive international conspiracy.

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