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    Zombie Apocalypse has happened....what is your strategy??

    You are sitting at home when your television show is interrupted by an emergency news broadcast.

    "A mysterious virus has infected a major portion of the population. The infected seem to be acting with rabies like symptoms attacking at random. Citizens are advised to stay at home, do not open your doors to anyone and ensure all lights are off at night until authorities can advise of further .....[the transmission drops off]....."

    Outside you can hear sirens and screams. You are in a city and know you are not in a safe place. What do you do next?

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    Head to the mountains with my rifle and fishing rod.
    "Long live the weeds and the wilderness!"

    Buy my book

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    The emergency news broadcast is part of the virus - it is a mind virus. I perform a Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram and psychically call on @Ptah; for consultation (then I log onto the forums and ask him for a tarot reading).
    "Do not try to satisfy your vanity by teaching a great many things. Awake their curiosity. It is enough to open their minds, do not overload them. Put there just a spark. If there is some good inflammable stuff, it will catch fire." -- Anatole France

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    Quote Originally Posted by Makers!* View Post
    Head to the mountains with ....
    A hijacked supermarket 18 wheeler loaded to the gills.
    Creativity is the residue of time wasted. ~ Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrionzRevenge View Post
    A hijacked supermarket 18 wheeler loaded to the gills.
    I speak redneck...

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    1. Arm myself with whatever is handy.
    2. Go outside. Get in car.
    3. Drive to the waterfront.
    4. Remove hatchet and fishing gear from trunk of car.
    5. Steal a boat. Zombies don't swim.
    6. Find some place to fish that isn't horribly polluted.
    7. Find other stolen boat captains and start a band of pirates. Pirates whose plunder is mostly booze and canned goods from coastal grocery stores.
    8. Seek out unpopulated island. Build badass pirate fort there.
    9. Establish library and hospital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by INTP_Polly View Post
    I speak redneck...
    10-4 good buddy!
    Creativity is the residue of time wasted. ~ Albert Einstein

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    Barricade myself in, grab a book, wait to die or for help to come. I figure that maximizes my odds of survival. If i'm in a real city, no way i'm getting anywhere with a car. I have no guns, so walking around in a city will practically guarantee death.
    Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters.

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    I don't own a TV, so I probably wouldn't know what's happening until it's happened.

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    My first instinct is to load my SUV with all my camping gear and food and head north. There a lot less people there but I like the boat idea better. I could steal a boat and make my way to one of the uninhabited islands just off the coast.

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