One time the CBC came to film at my house. They filmed the inside of my fridge and it was all jello shots, and they put it on the national news.
I used to own a pair of iguanas.
I had a relative at the Battle of Hastings.
One time the CBC came to film at my house. They filmed the inside of my fridge and it was all jello shots, and they put it on the national news.
I used to own a pair of iguanas.
I had a relative at the Battle of Hastings.
..... I had the same idea for this thread last night, and thought about posting it, but didn't want to reveal two truths about me...
I love synchronicities.
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The Battle of Hastings... because it contradicts other things you've said, IIRC
Here's me:
I've been skydiving.
I have a relative who was in the Czar's army in World War I.
I lost my virginity at age 21.
Also, this is your lie. I'm pretty confident in my internet-searching abilities.
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I've been in a relationship for three years before.
I've driven over 220mph.
I was a personal banker for a sect of the Serbian mafia -- I quit after I found out about their sex-slave/weapons-smuggling mercantilism. (Jurisdiction, check it, LEO's)
Email: johnsmith1033@hushmail.com
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Iguanas: false. I think you would have worried aloud more about iguana-transportation or iguana-adoption since you're either moving or have moved recently.
The skydiving one?
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1. I built a house of cards that had 12 cards in the bottom row.
2. I'm awe-inspiring.
3. I single-handedly prevented the theft of over 100 white board markers by guilt-tripping those who possessed criminal intent.
2? You seem pretty self-deprecating.
True. Radio-Can broadcast about the cost of living in Vancouver.
True, for a short period of time. My dad's friend thought they would be a good gift for me when I was a kid. Unfortunately he didn't consult with my parents first so they were rehomed very quickly. The friend still holds it against them.I used to own a pair of iguanas.
False, probably. My dad's cousin is a total nut and she says this is true, because she researched the "matrilateral line."I had a relative at the Battle of Hastings.
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