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    Inspire me with inappropriate Pokemon names: Part Deux

    I'm in the mood, so let's hear em. If anyone wants to work up stats and affinities for 'em, go right ahead.

    Here's a slideshow of the ones made thus far:
    http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/sk...iate%20Pokemon

    Valatex: Love. Love will tear us apart. Again.
    Skrllx: Watch out. If he gets the drop on you, the sensory overload will crush you.
    Dildodecarex: He will fuck you up.
    Scatathulu: Doesn't remember eating corn.
    Benzo: I can't remember his flavour text. Or last night.
    Pedogog: Not a wimple.
    Jack'n: Has a firm grasp on things.
    Flaminglo: Don't ask. You can tell.
    Peginus: "Mother of God..."
    I'm suspicious of people who say they'll die for a flag but won't wear a mask for their neighbor.

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    Gonorrheapede - red swollen, and leaks a slimy trail

    Doucheasaurus - comes in a limited edition Ed Hardy pokeball. Has frosted tips and orders bottle service for the other pokemon.

    Oxycodotrix - Prometheus's favorite pokemon. Leaves opponents drowsy and constipated.
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    "When you write about shooting Polemarch in the head, that's more like a first-person view, like you're there looking down the sight of the gun." --Utisz

    David Wong, regarding Chicago
    Six centuries ago, the pre-Colombian natives who settled here named this region with a word which in their language means "the Mouth of Shadow". Later, the Iroquois who showed up and inexplicably slaughtered every man, woman and child renamed it "Seriously, Fuck that Place". When French explorer Jacques Marquette passed through the area he marked his map with a drawing of a brownish blob emerging from between the Devil's buttocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    Benzo: I can't remember his flavour text. Or last night.
    Isn't that the truth...

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    phalicastrator

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    Gonorrheapede


    Makes you wish you just had crabs.
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    Next up: Doucheasaurus.

    I tried to do Phalicastrator. Honest. I was feeling some H. R. Giger shit coming on... but that damn frosted tips line. My subconscious refused to pass up a nod to "Chuck". One of the best shows ever to have both wish fulfillment and and a sharp kick to the nuts at the end.

    Doucheasaurus:


    He'd help you move, brah, but he has no hands. Catchya on the flipside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    I was feeling some H. R. Giger shit coming on...
    Yeah do it!
    That's my poop stirrin' stick- Don't touch it! You don't know which end is the handle..

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    Phalicastrator

    Does all his thinking with the little head.
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    Molestee evolves into Molesterx (lvl 18)

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    Wow. Gross. Not touching. You found the line. I'm impressed with the delivery.
    I'm suspicious of people who say they'll die for a flag but won't wear a mask for their neighbor.

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    Hasta Maņana - "The Love Monkey"
    Pacemaker - Weak against lightning
    Barry White - Has a special move called "contradiction"
    Band Aid - A slew of evil bagpipers
    Dirty Dancer - "whatever"

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