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Thread: GOD WARS: Odin -v- Zeus

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    GOD WARS: Odin -v- Zeus

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    Odin is the far superior God because he has cool pets and seems to think more with the big head instead of the little one.

    Also, you just gotta like a guy that marries a chick named Frigg.
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    Odin. Zeus is fuckin' prick. And an emotional moron, in all senses of the term, where Odin merely alternates between sentimental and deliberately closed off to try to remain objective. Odin is (pause for irony) easier to relate to.

    Also, Zeus didn't keep his wife from any of her attempts at infanticide. Given there were multiple attempts, I'm blaming both of them.
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    The irony in me voting Zeus .

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    Getting eaten by a wolf the size of the moon is more badass than not dying at all

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    I lean toward the dude with the best hat.

    AND..

    Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are named after his family. That's more than 57% of the week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prometheus View Post
    The irony in me voting Zeus .
    How's your liver doing?

    Quote Originally Posted by latch View Post
    Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are named after his family. That's more than 57% of the week.
    You really don't want to go there.

    Zeus was Greek, and the language of his and his subjects accounts for most of the cool words in the English language. Not to speak of the sophisticated culture they've left us with. Compare that to the Barbarian hordes of Thor. Thanks but no thanks.

    Also, a passionate God is much more entertaining than some prosaic Northern square.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sappho View Post
    Zeus was a Geek, and the language of his and his subjects accounts for most of the cool words in the English language.
    I have repaired your comment. And what is a barbarian other than a person who doesn't speak Greek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by latch View Post
    I have repaired your comment. :P
    The fact that you're resorting to cheap witticisms only reinforces the validity of my point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sappho View Post
    The fact that you're resorting to cheap witticisms only reinforces the validity of my point.
    Only in your mind.

    Zeus doesn't even have a hat. Has that escaped your attention? Don't think I didn't notice you bounced right over the reason that had top billing on my post.

    I wonder if I had included 3 reasons if you would have haphazardly chosen the tertiary one to oppose. It's just irresponsible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by latch View Post
    Only in your mind.

    Zeus doesn't even have a hat. Has that escaped your attention?
    Hats are so 100 BC. Zeus is fashionable.

    Zeus can hurl lightning bolts from his bare hands. Odin's relatives' best weapon is a meek hammer.



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    My money's on Zeus.

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