Horses are garbage

[Randall]

Horses are stupid. What is it with people, especially women, and these retarded creatures? They are consistently outperformed by rats and pigeons in intelligence tests, and yet people act like they're some kind of majestic and not at all useless lifeforms. Pigeons FFS! Horses are bitches, all they do is follow orders and crave social praise. Plus they shit and kick things. Fucking equine bags of douche.
Also, they bite people.

Do me a favour and dropkick every horse in the face, the are obsolete shitheaps.

Oh BTW, goats are still amazeballs.

[LordLatch]

@skip will destroy you with destruction.

[starla]

I'm a woman and I don't like horses.

Fuck you Randall.

[Randall]

I'm a woman and I don't like horses.

Fuck you Randall.

I love you starla! I'm sorry I once said that you needed a cunt-punt. I was just angry. Now that I know you are a fellow horse hater, we can be BFFs.

[Perdix]

This is not going to end well...

[Fitz]

I love you starla! I'm sorry I once said that you needed a cunt-punt. I was just angry. Now that I know you are a fellow horse hater, we can be BFFs.

[Randall]

This is not going to end well...

Well, this is a Randall thread. Is there any other way?

[gator]

Truth: horses are death on legs.

[Fitz]

There's really only one way these monsters can be dealt with.

[jyng1]

Truth: horses are death on legs.

We have a Government run national accident insurer (twice as cheap as private insurance Skip) which has a complete database on all accidents someone has claimed for. Someone did a comparison of the accident rate of cycling and a range of other activities. Apparently it's 6 times safer to ride a bike than ride a horse... but to put it into perspective; it's 15 times safer to ride a bike than go skiing and 35 times safer to ride a bike than play a game of rugby.