What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?
I'm never looking at anything, but people think I am.Originally Posted by MoneyJungle
I kinda like "What are you thinking", because people hate that.
Oh wait, I got one (woman to man): What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!
On an airplane, "would you prefer the beef or the fish?"
Do these pants make me look fat? *when they obviously do*
"What's wrong?"
This is ass-men country, so nobody cares. They might be dying for you to ask "Is this skirt too short" though. For which the answer will be OF COURSE IT IS THEY CAN SEE YOUR ASS.
I hate this question: "How are you?"
I'm never doing fine and I hate to lie about it and nobody really wants the monologue about my latest drama.
"'I cannot play with you,' the fox said. 'I am not tamed.'" - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Le Petit Prince (1943)
REMINDER TO SELF WHEN DEALING WITH THE RABBIT WARRIOR: "All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I hate the question "sugar or sweetener", as if I should be on a diet. I sometimes reply that I'm not on a diet, even though I know I'm being an idiot.
"Can I ask you a question?", particularly when asked in a context where it would be inappropriate to be a smart-ass.
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