Things that need to eat a bowl of dicks

[Perdix]

A la

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*vapid venting*

• The Police
• Speed Traps
• The DEA
• Irrational Religious People
• Door to Door Salesmen
• Disney Chanel
• Christopher Hansen
• Oprah
• Dr. Phil
• PSY
• Pro Lifers
• All members of the Senate and Congress
• Loud assholes on speakerphone in public
• People that just randomly show up inside your house to party without an invite
• All "reality" television shows
• Politically correct terminology

[LordLatch]

Monsanto

[msg_v2]

- People that accompany their headphones in public.
- Evangelists.
- Stupid retro glasses with giant frames.
- Cockroaches.
- The word "pic"; it's short for a word that isn't that long.
- Diet drinks.

[jigglypuff]

- ppl who say things like "eat a bowl of dicks," but i know what you mean
- every company that looks for free creative work AKA interns when they can afford to hire entry-level employees

[Hephaestus]

Employers who have mandatory overtime.
People who use motorized vehicles on pedestrian talks and paths. Exception: motorized wheelchairs for people that can't walk.
The bank end of sharecropping.

[LordLatch]

- The word "pic"; it's short for a word that isn't that long.

Yeah, I bet you hate the word convo also. And vaca.

[rincon]

And vaca.

But vaca means cow in Spanish and it's longer than cow. /derp

[LordLatch]

But vaca means cow in Spanish and it's longer than cow. /derp

So a short vacation is a cow? Whoda thought?

[msg_v2]

Yeah, I bet you hate the word convo also. And vaca.

Actually, I do.

Some more stuff:

Any conversation where the phrase "tech-saavy" (and no, elderly people usually don't use this term) is used.
People under the age of 60 who stand still on escalators.
Dubbing (the subject of a long-running debate between my mom and I).
People who think psychiatric drugs don't work but use recreational drugs all the time. (If you don't fall in the Venn diagram, we're good.)

[LordLatch]

Actually, I do.

Some more stuff:

Any conversation where the phrase "tech-saavy" (and no, elderly people usually don't use this term) is used.
People under the age of 60 who stand still on escalators.
Dubbing (the subject of a long-running debate between my mom and I).
People who think psychiatric drugs don't work but use recreational drugs all the time. (If you don't fall in the Venn diagram, we're good.)

Let us have a convo about my vaca pic. Hahahahaha