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    Icing Your Balls

    Sorry if this thread is all.. you know, not gender inclusive & shit.

    But, yeah. I've got an ice pack on my balls right now (through my undies - no direct skin contact), and it's not all that bad.

    I found this nugget on the subject on reddit (r/powerlifting):

    I believe that icing is most beneficial when used up to and including 36-hours in advance. What I like to do is put on my favorite porn and being masturbating with lube right up until I'm about to orgasm. I immediately stop jerking off, slap my dick as hard as I can and then start playing videos of powerlifters. This is done in conjunction with bare ice on my balls. I like to do this before every training session but it's imperative that it's done every two hours during the two days leading up to a meet. Not only will your free T increase by 400%, you'll become conditioned to absolutely hate the idea of powerlifting.
    Adios PRs, you're going to crush them.
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    Yes, it was upvoted.

    I'm hoping that this is one of those things that will have a degree of impact on health comparable to eating a shit ton of fiber everyday from real food (the equivalent of what's found in 1lb of non-commercially produced hummus).

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    凸(ಠ_ರೃ )凸 stuck's Avatar
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    Sounds legit

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    That guy's an amateur. The pros have moved on to icing their prostates.

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    Shouldn't this thread belong in the "Invent superstitions" thread?

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    I thought this was about putting icing on your balls. I will now leave this thread and never come back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    Heh. We've been here years now.

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    Spend enough time delaying and denying orgasm and you'll definitely want to ice your balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by notdavidlynch View Post
    I immediately stop jerking off, slap my dick as hard as I can and then start playing videos of powerlifters. This is done in conjunction with bare ice on my balls.
    How probable is it that this will eventually just lead to a very interesting kink?

    When I read the topic I actually thought that someone wanted to know whether cold had the same contraceptive effect as heat when used on balls.

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    Peltier cooling crystal on the glans

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    Also:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning

    I've just got these images of a guy going all clockwork orange every time he ends up near a weight lifting gym....

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    I read this as icing on your balls. Have yet to decide if it is a good idea or not. I can see the advantages, but it sounds messy.

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