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    Junk Mail Poetry

    Guidelines:

    • Compose a poem, using text from junk/spam e-mails which were caught and quarantined by your e-mail spam filter
    • Each line of your poem must originate from a different e-mail
    • Four line minimum. They can conform to a standard poetry format, or they can be freeform.
    • Each poem must have a title.
    We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.

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    We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.

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    Argentinian builder's butt

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    Elenochka and Roku's love

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    edit: the Elenochka email had a picture attached...
    Last edited by Limes; 09-02-2014 at 03:24 PM.

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    Try Something New

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    a new man

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    someone smiled at you
    be satisfied for life

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    Smooth Criminal

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