It's not what you think!

[Hephaestus]

This might apply mostly to men. I dunno. The opening anecdote is definitely going to lean in a masculine direction, but I'm curious to see what develops.

Yesterday, I was walking around a Target (pronounced "Tar-ZHAY" if you feel fancy), and a woman was walking across the aisle I was moseying in some 40 feet or so ahead of me. I happened to note her head in profile, or mostly profile. She was looking slightly away from me. What caught my attention was that she seemed to be sticking her tongue out, and it was pretty big, but then she turned her head slightly and I realized she was actually sticking out her lower lip. I found this a bit surprising. Especially when her lip returned to a relaxed position. I don't often see a lip jutting from someone's face like a cantileverd shelf you could stack knick-knacks on.

I don't intend for this to sound mean. It's not intended to be. I'm just trying to place things in perspective.

As her head turned, she caught me looking at her, and gave something just short of a 'come hither' look. It was more of a, "Yeah, I see you watching. You can look, I don't mind".

It was at that moment that I noted she was also packing in the fore and aft in a BBW sense. With a waist. Proportions beyond my taste but I can definitely see she wouldn't have trouble finding company.

The point of this was, she totally had the wrong idea about why I was looking at her, and I suppressed the urge to be an asshole and correct her mistaken impression.

When have you been caught doing something you weren't actually doing?

[jigglypuff]

i told a dude to watch curse of the golden flower. i saw him a week later, he said he saw it, then he asked me out and i was like nooooooo

moral: don't talk to people

[Madrigal]

When have you been caught doing something you weren't actually doing?

I'm still trying to figure out how to get caught doing something I'm actually doing.

<---------- LOOKIT THIS

UH HUH TAKE A FUCKIN LOOK

Oh for fuck's sake, it's exactly what you think.

[ferrus]

I'm still trying to figure out how to get caught doing something I'm actually doing.

Have you bought a Kalashnikov yet?

[Madrigal]

Have you bought a Kalashnikov yet?

I will if it'll make a difference.

[ferrus]

I will if it'll make a difference.

Only if you use it to assassinate a head of state on live television.

Psst CIA I was made to say it by the commie above me please don't torture me.

[Madrigal]

Only if you use it to assassinate a head of state on live television.

Fuck that, they'd pin it on someone else.

You don't know what it's like to live with impunity.

[Hephaestus]

Oh for fuck's sake, it's exactly what you think.

...You're contemplating authoring a Lenin/Che slashfic?

[MoneyJungle]

The most common misunderstanding I have is people taking jokes personally. I rarely mean to belittle people but I've had to become more judicious in mockery. I also misinterpret a lot of posturing as jest but that's a whole other thread.

[Bartender]

I will if it'll make a difference.

Once you get a Kalashnikov you will never want to be without one Imo. So much fun and they run no matter how you treat them. You are not going to help the revolution very much if you have no practice shooting.