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    How would YOU dispose of the body?

    Okay, the details of how you ended up with one aren't that important to the question.

    But the facts are that you've got a dead body on your hands and questions that you don't want to have to answer. For the sake of the hypothetical, we're going to assume that the body is either in your home, concealed somewhere or perhaps in the trunk of your car. At this point, it's still fresh so you don't have to worry about it stinking terribly for a short time, but it's going to if you wait too long.

    What do you do?
    "I don't have psychological problems." --Madrigal

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    Six centuries ago, the pre-Colombian natives who settled here named this region with a word which in their language means "the Mouth of Shadow". Later, the Iroquois who showed up and inexplicably slaughtered every man, woman and child renamed it "Seriously, Fuck that Place". When French explorer Jacques Marquette passed through the area he marked his map with a drawing of a brownish blob emerging from between the Devil's buttocks.

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    Nice try, cop.

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    I'm not scared Mr. Fbi Man I'll answer the question.

    Grind it up and make it into sausage links. What cop is going to DNA test sausages?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osito Polar View Post
    The voices. Telling me to kill.
    and now this thread. hm
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    Lay the body on top of a massive ant colony and let nature run its course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tele View Post
    and now this thread. hm
    This has nothing to do with the disappearances. It's purely an intellectual exercise.
    "I don't have psychological problems." --Madrigal

    "When you write about shooting Polemarch in the head, that's more like a first-person view, like you're there looking down the sight of the gun." --Utisz

    David Wong, regarding Chicago
    Six centuries ago, the pre-Colombian natives who settled here named this region with a word which in their language means "the Mouth of Shadow". Later, the Iroquois who showed up and inexplicably slaughtered every man, woman and child renamed it "Seriously, Fuck that Place". When French explorer Jacques Marquette passed through the area he marked his map with a drawing of a brownish blob emerging from between the Devil's buttocks.

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    Call Toonces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by last_caress View Post
    Call Toonces.
    This Toonces?


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    Bottom of Lake Tahoe.

    Besides, rumor has it that there are a bunch of corpses already down there. According to the urban legend, back when Tahoe was a small logging town they would tell the the Chinese migrant workers they had to go to the north shore to collect their pay, then load them up on a boat and sink it in the middle of the lake to cut costs.

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    Do I have any connection to the victim? That can be a motivator.

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