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    Senior Member Sinny's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitz View Post
    The awkward slow death of the forum and my joints.
    Drawing your attention to this Pin-Dick for the 2nd time @Ptah.

    He's literally shitting all over your forum.

    If this were irl, he'd get more than a slap round the face and kicked to the fucking curb - ready to be taken out with the trash.
    Those who begin coercive elimination of dissent soon find themselves exterminating dissenters. Compulsory unification of opinion achieves only the unanimity of the graveyard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyJungle View Post
    It's the only huge tree on the street, planted by the city between the sidewalk and the gutter. In the summer it drops leaves because it has a tree problem and in the fall it drops leaves because it's a tree. You can park your truck under it in July and come out to a bed full of leaves. It sheds bark year round that my dog always wants to eat. I have to drag her away from the damn thing six times a day because I walk her three times and it's in front of our domicile. The only birds that live there are mockingbirds. Aggressive loud fuckers who imitate car alarms at three in the morning. I've considered becoming an alcoholic on the off chance that I'll eventually wrap my car around this damn tree. It ain't worth the oxygen, believe me
    Don't hate the tree, hate the planner.
    Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.

    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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    Spice Girls picture on my FB feed. :/

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    In the past five months, I had a former high school friend die of unexpected medical causes. Two friends my age have needed surgery to take out gallbladder.

    Fortunately I have a well fortified wall of denial that mostly blocks out the waves of existential angst of my body failing and dying. Got that going for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oxyjen View Post

    Fortunately I have a well fortified wall of denial that mostly blocks out the waves of existential angst of my body failing and dying. Got that going for me.
    Sounds like the setup for the Worst. Lent. Ever.
    Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.

    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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    My neck has a permanent creak, I have to take calcium every day or my knees hurt, my mom looks like my grandpa, I have grey hairs and two inch long nose hairs, sometimes I spontaneously wake up an hour before my alarm goes off and can't fall back asleep. I make references to the first 8 seasons of the simpsons and people are way over it.

    If I exercise two days in a row I catch a cold. Hangovers last a whole weekend, my "boss" is younger than me. If I don't take vitamin B every day my pancreas gets irritated. I didn't know I was a poor folate methylator until I got old enough for it to hurt.

    I look forward to work so I can get away from my wife for half the day.

    I also hate a tree that spews greasy garbage nuts all over my car 3 seasons out of the year. I call it the garbage tree.
    Last edited by flurps; 10-19-2018 at 01:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flurps View Post
    I look forward to work so I can get away from my wife for half the day.
    You should totally put this on a cover letter.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    Heh. We've been here years now.

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    All the pop stars are younger than me now
    There's kids on the road that were born after 9/11 and soon they'll be able to vote
    That "happy" feeling I used to get from drinking happens very rarely anymore
    I'm in constant pain from one source or another
    When I drink too much, I risk waking up still drunk and may not even be entirely sober until the afternoon
    "The Matrix" was released nearly 20 years ago
    I have retirement funds
    I've been around you cunts for 12 years now - Another 5 years and I'll have been around this community for half as long as I've been alive.
    Last edited by NedLudd; 10-19-2018 at 11:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madrigal View Post
    You should totally put this on a cover letter.
    Oh yeah HR loves to hear men complain about their wives it's all very informal and chummy, I don't live in corporate PC hell at all...

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    When Luke Perry is still acting in a TV show for teenagers... as the dad.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    Heh. We've been here years now.

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