Bad fictional poetry

[Hephaestus]

This isn't a place to post the terrible poems you've run across in your fiction reading. Rather, this is a place to imagine you are some fictional character and write terrible poems, the sort that find their way into composition notebooks and PeeChee folders--that being their native biome.

I recommend mentioning who you are ghost writing for--unless it's really really obvious.


Sauron

Ah, my Precious, my sweet, my delight
Long have I cast my gaze in search of thee
I shall burn the world in glorious spite
of all who keep you from coming home to me

I'm surrounded by corrupt creatures vile
They bicker and snarl at each other in darkness
and waste their lives pursuing nothing worthwhile
They have no grasp of what is truly Precious

You call to me, a song so sweet it tears the air
Between us to ribbons, and I will find you
I long for the day when you are back in my lair
and all that is wrong can be made right and true

Precious of mine
My Precious
Oh Precious fine
Preeeeeeeeshuuuuuuuusssssss!


Robin Hood

I shot the sheriff
And then I shot his right hand man
I shot the sheriff
And I swear it was not just in self defense
But in defense of all the land

He stole our homes
While we were out serving the King
He stole our homes
And took from the people everything
So I stole it back for common man

I shot the sheriff
And I swear I'll do it again and again
I shot the sheriff
To get the jackals well in hand
So Lionheart can rest when he gets back again

[Blorg]

great thread idea.

I'll try to think of one. Your first poem reminded me of this:

[LordLatch]

<heartfelt song>

I'm getting the emotions. All of the emotions are getting on me.