The pantsening--moved from "Your Most Recent Amazon Order"

[notdavidlynch]

Haggar Mens Work To Weekend Hidden Expandable Waist Corduroy Plain Front Pant

I could never find good corduroy pants in thrift shops, so I've resorted to the internet.

[Fitz]

Haggar Mens Work To Weekend Hidden Expandable Waist Corduroy Plain Front Pant

I could never find good corduroy pants in thrift shops, so I've resorted to the internet.

Bro, you bought fat old man pants. Please don't do it.



https://www.jcrew.com/mens_category/...0582/20582.jsp

https://www.jcrew.com/mens_category/...2756/32756.jsp

[MuseedesBeauxArts]

Bro, you bought fat old man pants. Please don't do it.

Eh, if he's not a fat old man, they're fine. It'll just be creepy if he has a gut hanging over, greasy crumbs embedded in the wales of his corduroy, a combover, bad breath, that leering stare.... *shudders*

[notdavidlynch]

Bro, you bought fat old man pants. Please don't do it.

I have legs. Whenever I try to buy tight fitting pants, I then go and try to add 30-50 lbs on my squat and lo and behold the pants either don't fit or they're very uncomfortable and I have to shelve them for that hypothetical day when I get..

Spoiler:

SHREDDED AS FUARK

Until then, I need something that I can wear frequently that aesthetically matches my comb over, bad breath, beer gut, truck stop buffet sensibilities and tendency to leer displeasingly at anyone younger than 48.

[Fitz]

Eh, if he's not a fat old man, they're fine. It'll just be creepy if he has a gut hanging over, greasy crumbs embedded in the wales of his corduroy, a combover, bad breath, that leering stare.... *shudders*

everything about them is terrible.

I have legs. Whenever I try to buy tight fitting pants, I then go and try to add 30-50 lbs on my squat and lo and behold the pants either don't fit or they're very uncomfortable and I have to shelve them for that hypothetical day when I get..

Spoiler:

SHREDDED AS FUARK

Until then, I need something that I can wear frequently that aesthetically matches my comb over, bad breath, beer gut, truck stop buffet sensibilities and tendency to leer displeasingly at anyone younger than 48.

The second link may work they're a more relaxed fit. You could just skip leg day and not wear the dad pants.

[notdavidlynch]

Or I could just continue to prioritize things like comfort, price, durability, etc. I find worrying about the margins of clothing style kind of vapid and unattractive.

[Hermione]

Or I could just continue to prioritize things like comfort, price, durability, etc. I find worrying about the margins of clothing style kind of vapid and unattractive.

Agreed. Besides, normal and comfortable is the new hipster anyway. Neville will have to update to my look soon. lol

[Fitz]

I find worrying about the margins of clothing style kind of vapid and unattractive.

That's fine so long as you also like looking that way.


You can also check out barbell apparel for jeans designed just for you, Arnold.

Agreed. Besides, normal and comfortable is the new hipster anyway.

Neville will have to update to my look soon. lol

Fuck yeah, I'll be your personal shopper. You have to follow my rules though.

[Hermione]

All I ever wanted was just some normal cords.. like in the day back when I invented that look.

[notdavidlynch]

You can also check out barbell apparel for jeans designed just for you, Arnold.

Spend 150 dollars on a pair of jeans for Neville's approval or.. not do that. I'll go with not.

Dressing "poorly" is an efficient way to weed certain kinds of people out of your life.