In the spirit of all that is ok stupid ..
List the 'need not apply's as opposed to message me if's:
- you're drinking a beer in your profile picture
- you're shirtless in your profile picture
- you're drinking a beer whilst shirtless in your profile picture
- your wife is in your profile picture with you
- your ex-wife is in the profile picture with you
- Women you wish were your ex-wife are in the profile picture with you
- profile picture where I cannot see your face
- a profile picture of you in socks with flip-flops
- profile picture with you giving 2 thumbs up
- your message consists of "hey", or "hi" or "what's up?"
- you plan to send me random texts every time you see me logon
- you plan on sending me a message with your email only to deactivate your account
- you plan on sending me your phone number before I've even interacted with you
- you asked me if I think you look sexy. Dude, I don't even know you!
- you plan on sending me a message telling me how beautiful I am. Dude, I don't even know you!
- you plan on sending me messages that require no response, such as giving me information I didn't even ask for
- you plan on expecting me to only correspond with you, after I've corresponded with you
- you ask incredibly personal questions you wouldn't even ask on the first date. Dude, who are you?!
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