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    Message me if opposites:

    In the spirit of all that is ok stupid ..
    List the 'need not apply's as opposed to message me if's:

    - you're drinking a beer in your profile picture
    - you're shirtless in your profile picture
    - you're drinking a beer whilst shirtless in your profile picture
    - your wife is in your profile picture with you
    - your ex-wife is in the profile picture with you
    - Women you wish were your ex-wife are in the profile picture with you
    - profile picture where I cannot see your face
    - a profile picture of you in socks with flip-flops
    - profile picture with you giving 2 thumbs up

    - your message consists of "hey", or "hi" or "what's up?"
    - you plan to send me random texts every time you see me logon
    - you plan on sending me a message with your email only to deactivate your account
    - you plan on sending me your phone number before I've even interacted with you
    - you asked me if I think you look sexy. Dude, I don't even know you!
    - you plan on sending me a message telling me how beautiful I am. Dude, I don't even know you!
    - you plan on sending me messages that require no response, such as giving me information I didn't even ask for
    - you plan on expecting me to only correspond with you, after I've corresponded with you
    - you ask incredibly personal questions you wouldn't even ask on the first date. Dude, who are you?!
    Last edited by NK612; 10-13-2014 at 06:26 AM.
    No matter what or where you are. Never forget: always look up.

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    You address me as a "dude", or "man".

    I forgot that one. But that's a major yuck. Lol!
    No matter what or where you are. Never forget: always look up.

    6w7, 1w9, 2w1 Sx/Sp

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    Hasta Siempre Madrigal's Avatar
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    You should message me if:

    Just don't.
    And people still message me. I've designed it to filter out everyone that does what I say.

    (I don't actually use this tool though, I signed up for the tests.)
    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    Heh. We've been here years now.

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    a cantori Perdix's Avatar
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    I assume this pertains to ok cupid?

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    Nobody puts baby in the corner!

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    -if you think it's ok to hit on women at a stop light, and then proceed to follow them for a mile because you think you'll have a better chance at getting her attention at the next light

    (really happened to me, I was terrified)

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    - you are a fucking idiot

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