Message me if opposites:

[NK612]

In the spirit of all that is ok stupid ..
List the 'need not apply's as opposed to message me if's:

- you're drinking a beer in your profile picture
- you're shirtless in your profile picture
- you're drinking a beer whilst shirtless in your profile picture
- your wife is in your profile picture with you
- your ex-wife is in the profile picture with you
- Women you wish were your ex-wife are in the profile picture with you
- profile picture where I cannot see your face
- a profile picture of you in socks with flip-flops
- profile picture with you giving 2 thumbs up

- your message consists of "hey", or "hi" or "what's up?"
- you plan to send me random texts every time you see me logon
- you plan on sending me a message with your email only to deactivate your account
- you plan on sending me your phone number before I've even interacted with you
- you asked me if I think you look sexy. Dude, I don't even know you!
- you plan on sending me a message telling me how beautiful I am. Dude, I don't even know you!
- you plan on sending me messages that require no response, such as giving me information I didn't even ask for
- you plan on expecting me to only correspond with you, after I've corresponded with you
- you ask incredibly personal questions you wouldn't even ask on the first date. Dude, who are you?!

[NK612]

You address me as a "dude", or "man".

I forgot that one. But that's a major yuck. Lol!

[Madrigal]

You should message me if:

Just don't.

And people still message me. I've designed it to filter out everyone that does what I say.

(I don't actually use this tool though, I signed up for the tests.)

[Perdix]

I assume this pertains to ok cupid?

[Limes]

Nobody puts baby in the corner!

[Sloth]

-if you think it's ok to hit on women at a stop light, and then proceed to follow them for a mile because you think you'll have a better chance at getting her attention at the next light

(really happened to me, I was terrified)

[jigglypuff]

- you are a fucking idiot