Me: Did you miss meeee? I missed youuuu!
Cat:
Me: I've loved you your entire life!
Cat:
Me: Is it possible to love you more than I do?
Cat:
Me: Is it even humanly possible?
Cat:
Me: Actually I had no choice. Nobody can stand you except me.
Cat:
Me: Ugh! Why don't you look at me!
Cat:
Me: Fine, just look at yourself. Fucking shrimp. You're never going to grow.
Cat:
Me: And we're different species, get that through your head.
Cat:
Me: Hey. Do you know what's in this can?
Cat:
Fucking jerk.
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