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    Conversations with your pet

    Me: Did you miss meeee? I missed youuuu!

    Cat:


    Me: I've loved you your entire life!

    Cat:


    Me: Is it possible to love you more than I do?

    Cat:


    Me: Is it even humanly possible?

    Cat:


    Me: Actually I had no choice. Nobody can stand you except me.

    Cat:


    Me: Ugh! Why don't you look at me!

    Cat:


    Me: Fine, just look at yourself. Fucking shrimp. You're never going to grow.

    Cat:


    Me: And we're different species, get that through your head.

    Cat:


    Me: Hey. Do you know what's in this can?

    Cat:


    Fucking jerk.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    Heh. We've been here years now.

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    I know what the problem is. You have a cat not a dog.

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    -Conversation with my cat when I get home from work-

    Cat: Meooww
    Me: Hi Kitty!
    Cat: Meowww
    Me: Whaaaa?!
    Cat: Meow
    Me: Wow, Kitty. Thats crazy.
    Cat: Meooww
    Me: I know. I can't even believe that.

    She is always hungry or bored when I get home. She either wants to eat or go outside or both.

    Conversations with dogs usually consist of variations on "Hey pup!", "What do you want?", "Go get it.", "Bang", "Roll over" "Outside?" "Come here", "Sit", and "Hungry?". Now that I think of it, Bartender is right. Cats are not good conversationalists.

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    http://<iframe width="420" height="3...reen></iframe>

    This has gotten pretty out of hand in our house.

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    Me: Good mewning, burrra

    Maggie: Abrasive meow

    Me: C'mere glump

    Maggie: Abrasive meow

    Me: Ah fuck off then <3

    Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?

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    prudence: bbbbbbbbb rrrrrggghh

    me (on phone): prudence, say something! *brings phone to the side of her head*

    prudence: ...

    me: say something!

    prudence: .....
    WORKJIGGLYPLAY
    HARDxBUTTxHARD

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    Haaaaaaay jack HI
    [looks at me]
    teddy bear
    teddy
    square
    caramel bear!
    [licks paws]
    Is he a good boy of all boys in the world
    to mommy?
    Because I've heard that he is a friend
    who helps
    and a little guy who cares!
    [snorts]
    HE'S A SPECIAL FUCKING BOY
    [gets up and comes over]
    HE'S DADDY'S LITTLE COYOTE GUY
    CARE BEAR
    SQUARE BEAR
    [snorts and runs around in circles]





    we're insufferable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madrigal View Post
    Me: Actually I had no choice. Nobody can stand you except me.

    Cat:
    Ha, you deserve each other.
    Your gardening sucks and your avocados ain't fruitin'. -- Sappho the Maestro

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    Hasta Siempre Madrigal's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by C.J.Woolf View Post
    Ha, you deserve each other.
    LOL. Touchée.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    Heh. We've been here years now.

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