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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ahcir View Post
    I also sing to him
    I dance with him and sing this



    Hahaha he hates my guts.
    Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent. - Mao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madrigal View Post
    I dance with him and sing this



    Hahaha he hates my guts.
    Yeah I see the problem. Try this instead:

    That should fix the malfunctioning cat.
    Stand clear of the closing doors, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madrigal View Post
    Oh God, I now have a morbid curiosity for that movie.
    Sean Connery speaks Russian in a Sean Connery accent.
    That is all ye know on earth and all ye need to know.

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    Cat: Meow!
    Me: Meow!
    Cat: Miaooow!
    Me: Miaooow!
    Cat: mah.
    Me: mah.
    Person in next room: Shuttup!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madrigal View Post
    Oh God, I now have a morbid curiosity for that movie. Ughhhhh. (But seriously who doesn't want to drive from state to state in a pick-up truck...)
    Some other movies you need to see

    Red Dawn
    Red Dawn (the remake)

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuck View Post
    Some other movies you need to see

    Red Dawn
    Red Dawn (the remake)
    As long as they don't make me want to choke a bitch. And by bitch I mean a hollywood producer.
    Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent. - Mao

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    when my chickens were still babies i used to tell them that they were beautiful and valuable and to not believe anybody who says differently.

    every night when i get home from school/work/whatever i make sure they're secure on their roosts and pull the linen/blanket (depending on weather) down around their enclosure to protect them against drafts, as my way of tucking them in for the night. i say hello and good morning to them every morning, and say sorry if i open the door to the nest boxes while they're laying. it's comforting, having a good, consistent relationship like that.
    the clouds in the sky caress my mind so tenderly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madrigal View Post
    As long as they don't make me want to choke a bitch. And by bitch I mean a hollywood producer.
    I'm pretty sure about 43% of Los Angeles wants to choke a Big Hollywood Producer at any given time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madrigal View Post
    As long as they don't make me want to choke a bitch. And by bitch I mean a hollywood producer.
    You probably should not watch the remake then. It's pretty improbable, the north Koreans invading the mainland us.

    The first one is a classic though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ahcir View Post
    Fact.

    I have the voice of a 6 year old I use(sometime I'll record it) when I'm telling him he has all the good puppy stuff and I good through a list of puppy good puppy parts that he has. I also sing to him and purposely sing horribly and I know he doesn't mind because he continues to allow me in to bask in his sleepy love eyes. He watches me from across the room with those eyes even when I'm not gibbering at him.
    I'm not sure why but I do the same thing, I love dogs.

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