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    Quote Originally Posted by Grape Jelly View Post
    I have a white kitten that squeezes in then runs wild in the bathroom while I'm using it. Pretty uncanny.

    Looks exactly like Kitty. That son of a bitch.
    The dog equivalent:


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    ^That is brilliant.
    Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mxx View Post
    [video]
    Here's the real-life version in French (subtitled):


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    I shall now resume my French studies through French cat videos alone.

    *subscribed to YouTube channel*

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    This probably falls into "Conversations your pet has with you" but recently, when I lie down during the day, the bird comes flying, sits on my pillow and then chirps his protest calls into my ear as if to say "OMG, what's wrong, why are you lying down!? Get uuuuup!!"

    Today he must have been saying "OMG youarehomeyouarehome, I have so much to tell you! You look sick but you're not dying, are you? ARE YOU DYING?!?!" because whenever I turned away my head, he violently started pulling a strand of my hair so that I'd turn back. I passed out with the little bugger chattering into my ear from his lookout on the pillow corner.

    Woke up a few hours later to find him chilling in the crook of my arm, all fluffed up and grinding his beak in contentment.

    It's nice to have a pet that audibly interacts with you, but it's also nice when they shut up sometimes.

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