intel corporation will pay you $15 if you bought a Pentium 4 based computer at the beginning of the millennium.
They were in cahoots with HP to falsify performance figures on the chip, misrepresenting its performance capability, so there's a class action lawsuit payout.
https://www.intelpentium4litigation.com/
I don't want their blood money!
That's my poop stirrin' stick- Don't touch it! You don't know which end is the handle..
My god! I never would have bought that Pentium 4 in college had I known the truth, I demand retribution.
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.
<-- smug AMD fanboy since 1994
This seriously affected my ability to masturbate, I'm suing everyone.
What, did all the supermarkets close down? - clean up on aisle 6Originally Posted by stuck
I said something to this effect when utisz trolled me last with that, but that christmas pudding looks like the human equivalent of balut.
Historica ... I concur and participate
Aww yeah! I'm in the money now!
I stopped buying at Pentium - I have a P75 on my shelves and a couple in my office that I use as PC stands.
I guess I'm Dennis Leary to Utisz's Bill Hicks in this instance, you gotz me this time. But one day I will be Master William to his Carlton, or Arnold to his Willis.
You're right though, as soon as she said cabbage, I lost plateau. Might as well have been smegma.
Something like 196 $CAD or tree pounds fitty I'll bet!
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