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    You arrive home. Assembled inside are...

    You come home one day after a long day of [work/school/refilling your doritos and mountain dew supply]. Gathered around just inside is Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, Angela Merkel, Bill Clinton, Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, and if not already included, the PM/president/whatever of your nation (and of course, a host of security personnel). This is an unexpected visit. Why are they there?

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    Rock band party
    Don't remember changing this.

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    Obviously my house has been chosen randomly by the reptilian overlords as the proper holding cell for the people that the reptilians wish to replace. Doubtless I'll soon be whacked over the head, tied up and replaced.
    Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters.

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    Obviously they've read my facebook posts and realize that I hold the answers to world peace.

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    I'm going to guess that it's an Eyes Wide Shut-style masked orgy.

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    obviously cuz i'm in trouble

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    Intervention

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    They're here to investigate all the sounds coming from my neighbors. The annoying neighbor thing is just a disguise. They're really aliens with some plot to take over the world.

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    They all came to me to die on the same day?

    Note, it isn't a universal kneejerk antipathy toward the people on the list, it's kneejerk response to the stimulus: they were in my house. If I arrive home and find strangers in my house, odds are really really good, there will be bodies within moments of discovery.
    I'm suspicious of people who say they'll die for a flag but won't wear a mask for their neighbor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Light Leak View Post
    They're really aliens with some plot to take over the world.
    Hey, hey, hey! Save that for the Mafia thing where the final vote disappoints @Kyuri! Hahahaha!
    That's my poop stirrin' stick- Don't touch it! You don't know which end is the handle..

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