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    White Elephant Gifts

    Best white elephant gifts.

    Okay, go.

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    I once got a Jonas Brothers pencil set I still use years later.

    Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?

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    This weekend I'll be fielding a white elephant gift that is a box containing: 1 bag of regular Skittles, one life-sized creepy unicorn mask, and 1 dozen Durex Rainbow condoms.

    A few years back I fielded a Justin Beiber singing toothbrush.

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    One year I got a giant pink art book called "Porn?" which had some actual porn in it but also a lot of other weird things. I regifted it the following year, in the hopes of starting a tradition.

    I tried to search for it on Amazon but all I could find was a series of books called "Porn for Women" which contain pictures of attractive looking men doing housework and caring for children.

    At long last, eye candy for the ladies. Prepare to enter a fantasy world, a world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really want - beautiful photos of hunky men doing housework, cooking, listening, asking for directions, and more. Steamy captions illuminate page after page of PG-rated shots: "I love a clean house!" or "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash." Truly provocative, truly incendiary, this porn will leave women begging for more.
    I think it would make a good white elephant gift too.

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    I once got a stuffed alligator.

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