Best white elephant gifts.
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Best white elephant gifts.
Okay, go.
I once got a Jonas Brothers pencil set I still use years later.
Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?
This weekend I'll be fielding a white elephant gift that is a box containing: 1 bag of regular Skittles, one life-sized creepy unicorn mask, and 1 dozen Durex Rainbow condoms.
A few years back I fielded a Justin Beiber singing toothbrush.
One year I got a giant pink art book called "Porn?" which had some actual porn in it but also a lot of other weird things. I regifted it the following year, in the hopes of starting a tradition.
I tried to search for it on Amazon but all I could find was a series of books called "Porn for Women" which contain pictures of attractive looking men doing housework and caring for children.
I think it would make a good white elephant gift too.At long last, eye candy for the ladies. Prepare to enter a fantasy world, a world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really want - beautiful photos of hunky men doing housework, cooking, listening, asking for directions, and more. Steamy captions illuminate page after page of PG-rated shots: "I love a clean house!" or "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash." Truly provocative, truly incendiary, this porn will leave women begging for more.
I once got a stuffed alligator.
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