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    So, I've only just noticed that there are now these horrible creases in my cheeks when I (fake) smile.

    Quite pronounced, and left me trippin. I swear they've never been a feature before.

    Co-worker suggested it's the weight loss (?)
    I've lost a stone.

    Is this the culprit?!

    It's horrendous, I need it undone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinny View Post
    So, I've only just noticed that there are now these horrible creases in my cheeks when I (fake) smile.

    Quite pronounced, and left me trippin. I swear they've never been a feature before.

    Co-worker suggested it's the weight loss (?)
    I've lost a stone.

    Is this the culprit?!

    It's horrendous, I need it undone.
    If it's weight loss that's the culprit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinny View Post
    So, I've only just noticed that there are now these horrible creases in my cheeks when I (fake) smile.

    Quite pronounced, and left me trippin. I swear they've never been a feature before.

    Co-worker suggested it's the weight loss (?)
    I've lost a stone.

    Is this the culprit?!

    It's horrendous, I need it undone.
    https://www.omicsonline.org/open-acc....php?aid=70619

    "Levamisole is an adulterant particle commonly added to powder cocaine...necrosis of the bilateral cheeks and helices of the ears are common vascular complications associated with levamisole."
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    Isn't a stone only fourteen pounds or so? I'm too lazy to Google.

    I know you don't want to hear it, but smoking might be a major factor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oxyjen View Post
    Isn't a stone only fourteen pounds or so? I'm too lazy to Google.

    I know you don't want to hear it, but smoking might be a major factor.
    Yea, I don't wanna hear that

    Smoking is my major health concern right now though... Finding myself too weak to quit

    Yup, 14 lbs. (Over the last 10 weeks or so).

    But, I'm sure these creases have just popped up out of nowhere, almost like dimples but not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinny View Post
    So, I've only just noticed that there are now these horrible creases in my cheeks when I (fake) smile.
    It's horrendous, I need it undone.
    Reminds me of a Vonnegut Quote.

    “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”


    ― Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinny View Post
    Yea, I don't wanna hear that

    Smoking is my major health concern right now though... Finding myself too weak to quit

    Yup, 14 lbs. (Over the last 10 weeks or so).

    But, I'm sure these creases have just popped up out of nowhere, almost like dimples but not.
    It could be fluid intake and some extent will be the weight, but smoking will do that to you. Shitty diet and drinking will also give you dark circles around the eyes, but smoking will definitely put ten years on your by your mid thirties.
    There are a few girls I went to school with who smoke and some of them look like they're closer to fifty than forty.
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    A constantly coughing girl followed by a security guard was way too close on the self checkout line. I don't know why the guard was there but he asked "you have asthma, right" and the girl just said she's been sick for weeks. So I try to rush looking up all my produce and entering all the change I wanted to get rid of, then I don't wait for my $2.00 change or my receipt. I walk to the bagging area so I can take some normal breaths, then I go back and sick girl is pulling my receipt out for me!
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    I found out a good way to give a hint to people is to start singing Linkin Park at random. "Can't you see that you're smothering me? Holding so tightly, afraid to lose control." If pressed on it, you could just say "well, I just felt like singing some Linkin Park." Really gotta establish a distance sometimes, as I don't really care for small talk. Nigga, you the Anti-Linkin Park, the motherfucker Chester Bennington be singing about.
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