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    Meae Musae Servus Hephaestus's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky balbotox View Post
    ha! my neighbor is letting him borrow his car for work. kind, but foolish.
    It will end badly.
    --Mention of these things is so taboo, they aren't even allowed a name for the prohibition. It is just not done.

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    facta non verba interprétation erronée's Avatar
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    I'm either pareidolic or my next door neighbor's dog's cracked the code.
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    Fuck man, interprétation erronée, you're a pile of shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by interprétation erronée View Post
    I'm either pareidolic or my next door neighbor's dog's cracked the code.
    You may be misinterpreting that canine.

    Happens to the best of us though. I have a pair o' doilies that blink sympathetically if you stare really hard at them for too long.
    stupid pancakes.

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    Speaking of dogs, my Bea is in heat and we couldn’t find her a suitable mate except an English pointer which is like 3hrs away. If we want a litter, this is the most opportune time. She’s going 7 already.

    I kind of dread the fact that she’s getting old.
    Siriusly Black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilith View Post
    Speaking of dogs, my Bea is in heat and we couldn’t find her a suitable mate except an English pointer which is like 3hrs away. If we want a litter, this is the most opportune time. She’s going 7 already.

    I kind of dread the fact that she’s getting old.
    Just send her to Hollywood? <rimshot???>
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    I don't find you a potential threat to human society, you're not crazy. Feces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stigmatica View Post
    Just send her to Hollywood? <rimshot???>
    "You wanna be in the show, right? You wanna be the next Air Bud? We can make those all your Hollywood aspirations come true, but you must do exactly what we say..."
    *unzips*

    How long until Cujo comes out and says how Stephen King rubbed his belly inappropriately offset?
    "I'm just here so I won't get fined.."

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    My work is switching healthcare plans and just informed us this afternoon. They said we have until tomorrow to turn in the enrollment forms. All we have is a basic overview of the plans. It doesn't say what the prescription drug coverage is. I need to find out if my doctors even accept this insurance. I am not happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    It will end badly.
    brilliant. he relied on his car again today, but my neighbor who lent the car was no where to be found, although he told him yesterday he could use the car again.

    ah confusing pronouns

    so he hinted at me for a ride, and i told him i had to go inside

    i am moving in about 3.5 weeks anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky balbotox View Post
    i am moving in about 3.5 weeks anyway
    Longest last month evarrrr.
    stupid pancakes.

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    - people who follow rigid schedules. I know my housemate will always be cooking dinner at about 6:10 every day. Messes up my spontaneity.
    - politics at work. Fuck, just do your fucking job. Get some fucking self respect and be a decent person. (beginning to notice that people speak about other people behind their back at my work, except they don't realise that if the other person is just 10 metres away, then he hears (and I'm standing in the middle watching him listening in to them all shit-talking him) - it's not nice! )
    - people who slam doors and never seem to realise that they do that. Just close the door gently so it doesn't shake the house!
    - (while walking) people who turn into my path of travel implicitly expecting me to accommodate them, rather than them just waiting. I now just walk into them, or even turn slightly toward them as a counter-attack. Kind of funny. But still, I've been fighting back for at least 5 years and still haven't made a difference.
    ... that's all.

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