Yes, I do have friends.
His name is Odin, and he is here to eat your soul (and your grass, he loves that shit)
Yes, I do have friends.
His name is Odin, and he is here to eat your soul (and your grass, he loves that shit)
You're using big words right now that you don't know the meaning of and you're capitalizing them. You shouldn't do that. ~Osito
Does he fly like Gamera?
That's my poop stirrin' stick- Don't touch it! You don't know which end is the handle..
He is just a baby, give him time, damn it!
You're using big words right now that you don't know the meaning of and you're capitalizing them. You shouldn't do that. ~Osito
Delilah, are you raising him to be your friend or to be a delightful soup?
"I don't have psychological problems." --Madrigal
"When you write about shooting Polemarch in the head, that's more like a first-person view, like you're there looking down the sight of the gun." --Utisz
David Wong, regarding Chicago
Six centuries ago, the pre-Colombian natives who settled here named this region with a word which in their language means "the Mouth of Shadow". Later, the Iroquois who showed up and inexplicably slaughtered every man, woman and child renamed it "Seriously, Fuck that Place". When French explorer Jacques Marquette passed through the area he marked his map with a drawing of a brownish blob emerging from between the Devil's buttocks.
more pix! what a cutie.
chatting on discord
I thought you lived in Minnesota? What happens to him in the winter. My uncle used to be president of the SoCal High Desert Tortoise Society. He had an African Spurred Tortoise that broke down all of my preconceived turtle stereotypes.
It depends on my hunger level.
There will be more, I can not stop myself.
I do and we have wonderful plans for an outdoor greenhouse enclosure when he is big enough. Sadly he isn't "mine", he belongs to my youngest boy, but I am the best grandma ever.
And that is awesome BTW, who knows? I may have even run across him in my interneting on tortoise care.
Negative, his dance card is full, get your own!
You're using big words right now that you don't know the meaning of and you're capitalizing them. You shouldn't do that. ~Osito
Pfft, fine. Is that cocaine on his lips? What a whore, I don't want to dance with him anyway.
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