The Question Game

[Perdix]

EDIT: I know, my thread title is ultra-imaginative.

Here goes nothing. All credits go to @LordLatch.

Here are some pretty shoddy instructions:

When a user wishes to enter the game a question is posted on this thread, or a "parent" question is responded to
The aforementioned question is responded to with a "child" question by a different user
The child question should have some relation to the parent question
These two players continue responding in kind until one decides to quit, or a question goes unanswered for more than 24hrs, in which case any user may respond directly to the most recent "child" question
The first response to a "parent" question must also be a question
To quit simply respond with a non-question

Allow me to begin:

Does God exist?

[BarIII]

I wanted so much to be the first respondent but I hate this question...do you like to start heated arguments that will ultimately be unresolved?

[Perdix]

I wanted so much to be the first respondent but I hate this question...do you like to start heated arguments that will ultimately be unresolved?

Do you think I was trying to start a heated argument?

[BarIII]

Isn't it always heated when you're pointing a rifle at someone?

[Perdix]

Isn't it always heated when you're pointing a rifle at someone?

Isn't the pen mightier than the rifle?

[BarIII]

What if that's not a pen and I'm just happy to see you?

[Perdix]

What if that's not a pen and I'm just happy to see you?

Rifles make you sexually exited?

[BarIII]

Haven't you heard of "make love not war"?

[Perdix]

Haven't you heard of "make love not war"?

Do you romanticize war often?

[BarIII]

What would you have me romanticize, peace?