Which Pro Wrestler Are You?

[MoneyJungle]

Ain't nobody got time for online tests, but lucky for you, I have the time, knowledge and intuition to know which pro wrestler you are to me. How do I know? Thanks for asking! I have been watching wrestling avidly since the mid-eighties and have been watching you avidly since the mid-late-zeros.

I started a similar thread at the old place (I think of it as the WCW of personality forums) with Batman villains that led to hurt feelings, but surely if we're talking wrasslin' you're just selling a phony injury to preserve kayfabe!

Ever wondered which pro-wrestler I think you are? Step into the Elimination Chamber of your doubts and find out by repping me or posting in this thread!

[OrionzRevenge]

OMG
Redneck Ballet.

[jigglypuff]

PLEASE do me

[Fitz]

I'll play. Did I play the Batman thing? I can't remember if I did.

[MoneyJungle]

OMG
Redneck Ballet.

You are Terry Funk. Mr middle-aged-and-crazy, himself! You don't let your age stop you from engaging in verbal Japanese Death Matches. No matter how much you act like a heel, you still get a babyface pop on the forums.

[MoneyJungle]

PLEASE do me

You're Bret "Hitman" Hart, militant Canadian edition. You started out as a solid worker the people could get behind but didn't come into your own until started airing your grievances! You're uncompromising and would probably punch Vince McMahon in the face. You're one shady finish away from going home to your livestock.

I'll play. Did I play the Batman thing? I can't remember if I did.

YOu're Ravishing Rick Rude. Nobody can deny your appeal, even if you have an unusual sense of personal boundaries. I could totally see you wearing tights with another wrestler's wife's face painted across the crotch.

[LowIQLogan]

Moneyjungle I am really into this please do me.

[oxyjen]

PLACEHOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS

[MoneyJungle]

Moneyjungle I am really into this please do me.

You are Hownswoggle! You don't say much but have the aura of a troublemaker. You don't seem malevolent as much as just a fun loving little bastard.

PLACEHOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS

You are La Parka! You're one of the few contemperary masked luchadores to never be unmasked. Who the hell is your husband? The INTPx Universe will probably never know! Plus, I could see you playing a steel chair like a guitar, as well as hitting somebody in the noggin with it.

[MoneyJungle]

@MarkovChain You are Dean Malenko! A wrestler's wrestler. An actual INTP on an INTP forum. The in-ring technician. You don't mince words and are the master of a thousand holds that will surely come in handy when you finally find yourself in the ring with someone who isn't a ham and egger.