Your dream last night in one sentence

[Aurast]

I was debating whether to eat hamburgers that I had dropped in a full bathtub.

[Dr. Fungi the Fifth]

Swamped with typical work bullshat, I showed up late to an outdoor work potluck thingy in the wilderness and there was no food left.

[gator]

Epic gondola ride from Canterbury UK to Grouse Mountain, Canada.

[Roger Mexico]

Epic gondola ride from Canterbury UK to Grouse Mountain, Canada.

This is a sentence fragment. Jeez.


All I remember is that my jeans had a hole in the knee which kept tearing into a larger hole, and I was trying to decide whether I'd buy the same brand of jeans again.

[kali]

My cactus, Gus, in pieces.

[LordLatch]

^You should write a rap about that.

[skip]

I had a fairly large mischief of pet rats.

[gator]

My cactus, Gus, in pieces.

My sister's cactus is named Gilbert, because it's kind of shaped like a prickly rugby ball.

[Madrigal]

I opened my bedroom window and there was a crystalline Caribbean sea at arm's reach.

[Jimothy]

Coyotes man... coyotes.