This test is one hundred percent accurate and if you don't complete it it's obvious you're mafia.

1) How big's your dick, length and girth? If you're of the female persuasion how big's your bust?

2) If you were faced with a choice between fucking a group of eight women and howard stern, or a second group of eight men and oprah winfrey, which would you choose?

3) What's your favorite smiley on this forum?

4) What's your favorite thread on this forum?

Once again, these four questions will tell me (because I'm god, obviously) your persuasion (team wise, not sexually, get your mind out of the gutter). If you don't respond I know your mafia, because.