I suspect that some people here might find it useful.
I suspect that some people here might find it useful.
I propose that once the Communist Revolution happens, these are made mandatory. These seem most useful in promoting solidarity and creating a unified proletariat.
I think there may be a market for the iSmile - a similar device that is intended to be worn constantly. Fully aesthetically customisable with wallpapers n such, and various bio feedback devices and sensors. for example, tongue vibrating plates used to relay information to the consumer wearer, and decay sensing sensors able to make appointments with your nearest GPS map data sourced dentist, as well as sourcing the cheapest quote for the required dental work automatically. with the aid of 3rd party apps and the preloaded feature rich software iDent, consumers wearers of the device can enjoy hourly, daily, weekly or monthly dental wellbeing updates in the form of vibratory tongue sensations, and upload able data that can be shared, automatically if needed, with the use of iDent to your dentist. Cameras installed in the device can also help you replicate others facial expressions by the stretching or contracting of the inbuilt biofibres to place your mouth in the same position. Demand from constantly unhappy people Relief for people who are challenged, happily, will also be in the grasp of the wearer, as the device can provide a comforting smile for others to enjoy, even in times of great sadness or stress. With the linkeability of the device to all of your favourite accounts, things such as auto-smile on face book likes or auto inserting emoticons reflecting accurately your current mood into your typed text - automatically - are possible
Just look at the blue sky
Creativity is the residue of time wasted. ~ Albert Einstein
As a prime supporter/attracted-by resting bitch face person, why would one want to "cure" this?!
Is there a cure for resting bitchlife yet? Resting bitchhuman? Resting bitchworld? That's what I need. My frown is a symptom.
true. it's a sure way to know that somebody isn't a ditz at least.Originally Posted by ACow
most people who tell others to smile should be punched in the face. :/
I prefer all natural organic smiles. Most plastic comes from oil and that oil comes from long dead stuff so those chics are smiling because of death! Gross! Sick sick sickos!
That's my poop stirrin' stick- Don't touch it! You don't know which end is the handle..
There's even a smiley for it:
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks