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    Passive aggressive notes


    It says, 'I do not go over 75 degrees Fahrenheit, period.'

    Says 'clean.' Can you believe it.


    Plz help me brainstorm passive aggressive notes to leave around the apartment. I need to up the ante

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    is your roomie leaving those, for you? wow...

    i lived with a pretty sloppy roommate (not saying you are) & i'd just try to set an example. that's more my style. one day she told me to clean up my hair in the shower and i was like, yeah, you're right.

    (sorry, this isn't an idea for a passive aggressive note. i'm not good at that)

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    What does she do that annoys you? The only way to truly get a good passive aggressive note is to channel the butthurt so that the thing is dripping with hidden menace and sarcasm that has the aesthetic quality of dripping, darkened, poisoned honey.
    Die Logik ist keine Lehre, sondern ein Spiegelbild der Welt. Die Logik ist transcendental. - Wittgenstein

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    Is there any possibility the "CLEAN" one came from a pile of clean laundry? I've actually done that before when I had a bunch of laundry to sort. Are you certain it was a directive? If you are, fuck that noise. I hate passive aggressive shit notes.

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    For the boys:


    For your roomie:
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    my crime is that i disrupted the echo chamber

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Are you certain it was a directive?
    The same question came to my mind. I sometimes leave a "clean" note after running the dishwasher.

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    I would never leave notes for my roommate. Instead I bottle up the disdain until I hate myself.

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    "Throw me in the trash can"

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    "I do not go BELOW 75."

    See what she does when you post that up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jigglypuff View Post
    is your roomie leaving those, for you? wow...

    i lived with a pretty sloppy roommate (not saying you are) & i'd just try to set an example. that's more my style. one day she told me to clean up my hair in the shower and i was like, yeah, you're right.

    (sorry, this isn't an idea for a passive aggressive note. i'm not good at that)
    Yeah, see, that's constructive! But she doesn't want to be constructive. She used to be my best friend but then she decided to become my enemy and she won't explain why :/

    And yeah I'm not messy either :/ I leave dishes in the sink sometimes but I don't let them pile up, and I vacuum every few weeks

    Quote Originally Posted by ferrus View Post
    What does she do that annoys you? The only way to truly get a good passive aggressive note is to channel the butthurt so that the thing is dripping with hidden menace and sarcasm that has the aesthetic quality of dripping, darkened, poisoned honey.
    Poetic. Inspirational. Thank you!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Is there any possibility the "CLEAN" one came from a pile of clean laundry? I've actually done that before when I had a bunch of laundry to sort. Are you certain it was a directive? If you are, fuck that noise. I hate passive aggressive shit notes.
    I first found it propped up next to the sink when I had some dishes there (left them overnight, which is a rare occurrence).
    Since then it has appeared as a dishwasher note.
    But I think it was originally designed as a sink note.


    Quote Originally Posted by Animals View Post
    "Throw me in the trash can"
    Quote Originally Posted by prometheus View Post
    "I do not go BELOW 75."

    See what she does when you post that up.
    Good ones...

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