INTP Fatality Moves

[Utisz]

It's like

sandwitch, sehh, jigglypuff, linnea, oxyjen

vs

polemarch, limey, buddha, roger mexico

with sistamatic as referree

I wish you guys were playable characters on mortal kombat. That would solve everything.

Describe in gory detail the Fatality move of another INTPx member if they were a Mortal Kombat character.

Thanks in advance.

[C.J.Woolf]

INTP Fatality Movies

A Freudian snuff film?

[Utisz]

A Freudian snuff film?

Ah shite.

I'm so fuzzy brained these days.

Mods? Can someone remove the stray 'i' from the title? I wouldn't want to besmirch what I think we can safely say will be an intellectual thread for the ages, thanks.

[stuck]

Ferrus

A rapid combination of archaic words describing the dawning dystopia, drawing the victim's hand ever closer to a hovering 750 of Grouse.

[stuck]

stuck

A barbell appears and the victim's hands are attached in deadlifting pose. Fire is lit beneath the victim's face. They are forced to deadlift 3x their body weight- the spine explodes from the back of the body and they slump forward, having their face burned off.

[stuck]

Robcore

A rusty vaccination syringe appears as the victim is dipped headfirst into a pile of smallpox pus.

[OrionzRevenge]

@Catoptric

The Alien Anal Probe Song & Dance of Death.

[LowIQLogan]

FINISH HIM

Notdavidlynch strides towards his downed opponent and palms their skull. He then leaps into the air superman style, at the pinnacle of the jump among the clouds he whips the body back downwards. Here the neck breaks and there is now a bloody jet stream following them on their way down. He dunks the body into a normal sized basket ball hoop. The head and spinal cord are all that make it through the hoop, the limbs are carved off into a gory pile around the hoop. A score board near the hoop goes up two points.

[Sistamatic]

@Sappho -- looks up from where she is playing her Gu Zheng. She makes eye contact. One corner of her mouth twitches into a smile for just one microsecond. She strikes a discordant note. Your head explodes. Before the brains reach her, she has calmly unfurled her umbrella. The grey matter strikes the umbrella in what can only be deemed a rhythmic manner. Rain falls in slow motion as she walks away.

[LowIQLogan]

FINISH HIM

double srk motion

LowIQLogan rips the xbox pad out of the downed opponents hand and hammers it through their teeth and down their throat with a Hori RAP4 arcade stick. They are then thrown into a well with ed boon who recites MK lore to them while Scorpion and Sub-Zero do ji3 into d3 on a laggy connection for the rest of human existence. There is also $200 million dollars in the well with them.