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    General Accelerationism Snark Thread

    feederism and the new biology

    In 30 years we could have every manner of engorgement in an endless trough while our bodies enjoy peak, chiseled health, but you won't pick up that Coldstone PB shake on the way home because you think you have a mild case of celiac, you selfish fuck.

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    Hah, watchya drinking mate?

    *googles feederism*

    In thirty years we will be working on building the matrix to live in virtual reality, you know, because this reality sucks a bag of aids dicks. With the proper technology we could create our own version of heaven and tell that cocksucker upstairs to go fuck himself.

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    I, for one, will stand in a long line to hatefuck a home into the burning landfill that is our future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuck View Post
    I, for one, will stand in a long line to hatefuck a home into the burning landfill that is our future.
    I can hear the dude in the apartment next to me hatefuck his girlfriend, or whatever -- arguments and then hatefucking... must be an interesting combination.

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    Can't someone just make an accelerationism snark bot so I can watch pornography and play violent video games?

    Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyJungle View Post
    Can't someone just make an accelerationism snark bot so I can watch pornography and play violent video games?
    What if you could make yourself not want that, in a manner similar to heroin addiction, but one that's also democratic, transparent, and absolutely disruptive to the current brain chemical marketplace?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuck View Post
    What if you could make yourself not want that, in a manner similar to heroin addiction, but one that's also democratic, transparent, and absolutely disruptive to the current brain chemical marketplace?
    Sure, fucko. We'll all have "nice things." What's the platonic form of a sexbot?

    Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyJungle View Post
    Sure, fucko. We'll all have "nice things." What's the platonic form of a sexbot?
    Sex and love do not have to be mutually inclusive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prometheus View Post
    Sex and love do not have to be mutually inclusive.
    Absolutely. It's going to take the free trade of not only manufactured goods, but bodily fluids to bring about a truly revolutionary epoch.

    Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?

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