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    Totally Misread

    I dramatically misread two things this morning:

    "How to spread your solitary career" (how to spread holiday cheer)

    "I'm looking for a killer puppy to adopt" (I'm looking for a kitten to adopt)

    Brain? Brain! What the hell!



    this is a Thread Split from the rant thread (just saying)
    Last edited by Dot; 12-29-2015 at 04:04 PM.
    "Better not to feel too much until the crisis ends—and if it never ends, at least we’ll have suffered a little less, developed a useful dullness...The constant—and very real—fear of being hurt, the fear of death, of intolerable loss, or even of “mere” humiliation, leads each of us, the citizens and prisoners of the conflict, to dampen our own vitality, our emotional and intellectual range, and to cloak ourselves in more and more protective layers until we suffocate." - Toni Morrison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dot View Post
    I dramatically misread two things this morning:

    "How to spread your solitary career" (how to spread holiday cheer)

    "I'm looking for a killer puppy to adopt" (I'm looking for a kitten to adopt)

    Brain? Brain! What the hell!
    I do this all the time. We should create a thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gator View Post
    I do this all the time. We should create a thread.
    Oh, I'm not the only one. I thought I was slowly going insane. That could still be the case, but maybe I'll have company.

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    "morning putrefaction scrub"

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    "Power outrage". This is common for me.
    "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is reality. Your cries do not move me." -- Sistamatic

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    Oh yeah, a minute ago.

    Your INTPness is slowing

    I tend to fill in blanks unintentionally, or reword as such. Probably Freudian.

    (Or eyesight.)

    Funny one earlier this week. I could swear that a billboard told me to get a "Glock for Christmas!" Ridiculous, right?

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    Profile of the INFP: Hitler/Idealist

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    "Better not to feel too much until the crisis ends—and if it never ends, at least we’ll have suffered a little less, developed a useful dullness...The constant—and very real—fear of being hurt, the fear of death, of intolerable loss, or even of “mere” humiliation, leads each of us, the citizens and prisoners of the conflict, to dampen our own vitality, our emotional and intellectual range, and to cloak ourselves in more and more protective layers until we suffocate." - Toni Morrison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dot View Post
    Profile of the INFP: Hitler/Idealist

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    NEIN!NEIN! DU schwein!

    But being serious, no INFPs are not Hitlers! Just take a look at Hitler's portiats; his eyes are grey and emotionless, almost dead! So , nope INFP are definitly NOT hitlers! Du Schweine!XDD

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    Dutch lady kills life-size replica of her son because he won't cuddle anymore

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    community groups now have voice in court sentencing for convicted bartenders

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