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    --Mention of these things is so taboo, they aren't even allowed a name for the prohibition. It is just not done.

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    Dang, that sucks.
    "Doesn't matter what a man has if he doesn't have purpose. You take that away from him, man usually goes with it." -Beau

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    Why are people still allowed to have knives?
    “Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neville View Post
    Why are people still allowed to have knives?
    Because bullets are too expensive.
    "Doesn't matter what a man has if he doesn't have purpose. You take that away from him, man usually goes with it." -Beau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neville View Post
    Why are people still allowed to have knives?
    Would it make you feel better if we gave the disabled people knives so they could fight back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACow View Post
    Would it make you feel better if we gave the disabled people knives so they could fight back?
    I say we give the disabled people guns, then the bad guys with knives will really be fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by pathogenetic_peripatetic View Post
    I say we give the disabled people guns, then the bad guys with knives will really be fucked
    I'm pretty sure I can't continue this joke without crossing a line or putting my immortal soul at risk, so I'm going to check out now...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ACow View Post
    Would it make you feel better if we gave the disabled people knives so they could fight back?

    Nah, it'd just be a further waste of resources. We should just let these things sort themselves out.
    “Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal.”

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    I'm just sick of hearing that Japanese Cultist are to Blame.

    Obviously the Disabled were asking for it.

    ...Just sitting there with that Bell's Palsy Sneer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACow View Post
    I'm pretty sure I can't continue this joke without crossing a line or putting my immortal soul at risk, so I'm going to check out now...

    Me too. Why do these things all the sudden have so much material that is too offensive to touch, the gay bar thing for example. Yeah I'm good.

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