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    Half baked elevator pitches

    You're in an elevator with Mel Gibson, or whoever. He asks for your pitch on a novel, movie or game.

    Cat aliens of course.

    I really do wanna make a first person shooting movie with myself holding the guns, basically another Hardcore Henry, which I haven't seen.

    A few other ideas I might write about.
    Chocolate ding dong

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    A fake biography on someone who's been known not to sue over such things, with no indication that it's fake. I don't even want it to be funny, just wildly untrue.

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    That is hilarious. Yeah I'm probably gonna see about copyrights for music. I wanna make profit.
    Chocolate ding dong

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarIII View Post
    A fake biography on someone who's been known not to sue over such things, with no indication that it's fake. I don't even want it to be funny, just wildly untrue.
    Sooooooo, Bill Gates?
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    When I saw the title of this thread I immediately thought of this Key and Peele skit:


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    A 3rd person skateboarding online multiplayer shooter game where aiming down the scope puts you in first person

    A spoof of Tom and Jerry about a Dog living in China similar to the Chicken fights on Family Guy.

    A comedy movie with the same randomness as Family Guy. I just might do that.
    Chocolate ding dong

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