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    I read that for Christmas in Holland the gift giver is an eight legged horse. If he breaks a leg going down the chimney you get to shoot him and keep all the gifts.

    I read that for Christmas in Holland the gift giver is an eight legged horse. I bet he rides in a sleigh pulled by 16 legged reindeer.

    I read that for Christmas in Holland the gift giver is an eight legged horse. Instead of "ho ho ho" he says "stop staring at me!"

    I read that for Christmas in Holland the gift giver is an eight legged horse. He'll only bring you gifts if you have a handicapped accessible chimney.
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    A read that for Christmas in Holland everyone has to get their own gift. The practice is called 'giving Dutch.'

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    A Nazi walks into a yoga class and says "I'd like a beer and for you to join the Nazi party." The yoga instructor says "we don't serve beer and I won't join the Nazi party." The Nazi says "OK, then I'd like a steak, medium rare, and for you to join the Nazi party." The yoga instructor says "we don't serve steak and I won't join the Nazi party." The Nazi says "OK, then I'd like a jew." The yoga instructor says "wait, wait, I'll get you a beer." The two laugh over a couple of beers, she gets drunk, joins the Nazi party and weeks later is found dead in an underground bunker with her Nazi boyfriend and his dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarIII View Post
    A Nazi walks into a yoga class and says "I'd like a beer and for you to join the Nazi party." The yoga instructor says "we don't serve beer and I won't join the Nazi party." The Nazi says "OK, then I'd like a steak, medium rare, and for you to join the Nazi party." The yoga instructor says "we don't serve steak and I won't join the Nazi party." The Nazi says "OK, then I'd like a jew." The yoga instructor says "wait, wait, I'll get you a beer." The two laugh over a couple of beers, she gets drunk, joins the Nazi party and weeks later is found dead in an underground bunker with her Nazi boyfriend and his dog.
    i've got one

    a jewish girl notifies her college that someone has scrawled a swastika on her bedroom door in the student accomodation

    the university check the CCTV footage and find that it was actually the jewish girl who put the swastika there!


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    Jewish man gets caught red handed spraying anti-Jewish hate messages in New York


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    "dayddy how'come you'eat?

    jus' tryna make a turd son... 'cause makin turds iz what it's all 'bout!

    thanks dayddy." [laughter, set ends]
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    “If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” ― Malcolm X

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    Bitcoin dropped. It landed on tails.
    Bitcoin dropped. The coin slot was jammed.
    Bitcoin dropped. This old lady, she kept her money in her bra, and she got older so it dropped. That one's my favorite.
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    Did you hear the one about the rural Texas girl who auditioned as a dancer? She tried to do a square dance on a round pole.
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    You can't put a round peg in a square hole because Suzy Squarehole is a lesbian.
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    I ain't no spring but I got your chicken right here [grab crotch]
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