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    what kind of doctor do Indian elephants hate?

    Paki derm atologists

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    what do Tijuana hookers and Matthew Broderick have in common?

    they both fuck horses

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    I just got done failing to file for an extension of time on time, thanks to the lacking information on the IRS website and on two of the three third party sites that I tried. Luckily I got to fill out one of those ForeSee surveys. I hope I made them cry. I should have included this joke:

    What does IRS stand for? Irritated Rectal Sores.
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    Did you hear about the baker's brawl in Barcelona? Total breadbath.
    Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.

    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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    I will accept no further friend requests. This doesn't mean I don't love you or anything so don't be offended.

    "You look late twenties" - LordLatch

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    What are you a shish kabob or something?
    He wouldn't be banned if his name was TTTTTTTTT.
    He wishes there was an i in his name so the dot could run away and tell the world his story.
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    I was just on the elevator and we've been having a heat wave and a guy asked me "cold enough for ya?"
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    I was out walking when I came apon a small family. The father figure (hey, I don't know if he was involved in making any of the kids, and neither do you!) was adjusting the little girls shoe as I was about to pass them. As he did this, he said, "Oof. That's a smelly foot."

    Next thing I knew the following came out my mouth as I strolled past, "That's why we keep 'em so far from our face."

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    I buy my dog chew toys because she's gnawty by nature.
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    I once was walking down a dark alley when I came across a negro, he didn't react to me in the slightest, but I immediately started running out of trepidation, he then started chasing me which I feel validated my point.
    Memelogical qoutient

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