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    what kind of doctor do Indian elephants hate?

    Paki derm atologists

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    what do Tijuana hookers and Matthew Broderick have in common?

    they both fuck horses

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    I just got done failing to file for an extension of time on time, thanks to the lacking information on the IRS website and on two of the three third party sites that I tried. Luckily I got to fill out one of those ForeSee surveys. I hope I made them cry. I should have included this joke:

    What does IRS stand for? Irritated Rectal Sores.
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    Did you hear about the baker's brawl in Barcelona? Total breadbath.
    Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.

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    I will accept no further friend requests. This doesn't mean I don't love you or anything so don't be offended.

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    What are you a shish kabob or something?
    He wouldn't be banned if his name was TTTTTTTTT.
    He wishes there was an i in his name so the dot could run away and tell the world his story.
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    I was just on the elevator and we've been having a heat wave and a guy asked me "cold enough for ya?"
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