Forgot to wear a condom while in vacation in honduras.
Forgot to wear a condom while in vacation in honduras.
Email: johnsmith1033@hushmail.com
10,000 word response. Two word answer.
“Words bend our thinking to infinite paths of self-delusion, and the fact that we spend most of our mental lives in brain mansions built of words means that we lack the objectivity necessary to see the terrible distortion of reality which language brings.” ― Dan Simmons, Hyperion
Roger Mexico sucked both Meriam and Webster's dicks just so he could get the word of the day in advance.
Roger Mexico's so verbose when he comments on his students essays they have to grade him.
Roger Mexico is so verbose, I hear he has a goatee because he lost Ockham's razor.
I don't actually remember if you have a goatee but your posts look like theyre written by a motherfucker with a goatee
Roger Mexico is going to be employed by Trump to negotiate a new trade deal with Mexico. He's not actually going to negotiate our position, he's just going to keep replying until they give us what we want.
Roger Mexico took the job of a father of nine, leaving them on the street, with his fancy American diploma and yellow el cuco eyelashes.
Roger Mexico got kicked out of Portland for being too white.
"Jesus was not a poof and neither was he married."
-Guess who
84% of Gravity's Rainbow was plagiarized from Roger Mexico's diary.
That's slightly more clever than it appears.
For a couple weeks, his most recent picture in WWLL was @Randall's avatar.
--Mention of these things is so taboo, they aren't even allowed a name for the prohibition. It is just not done.
An email leak revealed that Trump doesn't actually want to build the wall to keep out Mexicans, but to stop Roger Mexico from returning to the United States and making everyone feel bad about their political opinions.
"Better not to feel too much until the crisis ends—and if it never ends, at least we’ll have suffered a little less, developed a useful dullness...The constant—and very real—fear of being hurt, the fear of death, of intolerable loss, or even of “mere” humiliation, leads each of us, the citizens and prisoners of the conflict, to dampen our own vitality, our emotional and intellectual range, and to cloak ourselves in more and more protective layers until we suffocate." - Toni Morrison
Needless to say, Roger Mexico's comments on his students' essays are longer than the essays.Originally Posted by kali
In a parallel universe, Roger Mexico doesn't have a goatee and all his posts are three words or less.Roger Mexico is so verbose, I hear he has a goatee because he lost Ockham's razor.
I don't actually remember if you have a goatee but your posts look like theyre written by a motherfucker with a goatee
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is reality. Your cries do not move me." -- Sistamatic
I imagine a Roger Mexico roast would be like a turkey. Big and lots of meat, but it takes forever and can be kind of dry sometimes. Maybe if you brine him first, it'd help.
"Doesn't matter what a man has if he doesn't have purpose. You take that away from him, man usually goes with it." -Beau
Those who can express ideas succinctly do; those who can't are Roger Mexico.
...the origin of emotional sickness lay in people’s belief that they were their personalities...
"The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong." ~Carl Jung
He's in good company.
cute as a bug
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