INTPx Roast of Roger Mexico

[Perdix]

Forgot to wear a condom while in vacation in honduras.

[Fitz]

10,000 word response. Two word answer.

[kari]

Roger Mexico sucked both Meriam and Webster's dicks just so he could get the word of the day in advance.

Roger Mexico's so verbose when he comments on his students essays they have to grade him.

Roger Mexico is so verbose, I hear he has a goatee because he lost Ockham's razor.

I don't actually remember if you have a goatee but your posts look like theyre written by a motherfucker with a goatee

[Limes]

Roger Mexico is going to be employed by Trump to negotiate a new trade deal with Mexico. He's not actually going to negotiate our position, he's just going to keep replying until they give us what we want.

Roger Mexico took the job of a father of nine, leaving them on the street, with his fancy American diploma and yellow el cuco eyelashes.

Roger Mexico got kicked out of Portland for being too white.

[Hephaestus]

84% of Gravity's Rainbow was plagiarized from Roger Mexico's diary.


That's slightly more clever than it appears.


For a couple weeks, his most recent picture in WWLL was @Randall's avatar.

[Blorg]

An email leak revealed that Trump doesn't actually want to build the wall to keep out Mexicans, but to stop Roger Mexico from returning to the United States and making everyone feel bad about their political opinions.

[C.J.Woolf]

Roger Mexico's so verbose when he comments on his students essays they have to grade him.

Needless to say, Roger Mexico's comments on his students' essays are longer than the essays.

Roger Mexico is so verbose, I hear he has a goatee because he lost Ockham's razor.

I don't actually remember if you have a goatee but your posts look like theyre written by a motherfucker with a goatee

In a parallel universe, Roger Mexico doesn't have a goatee and all his posts are three words or less.

[NedLudd]

I imagine a Roger Mexico roast would be like a turkey. Big and lots of meat, but it takes forever and can be kind of dry sometimes. Maybe if you brine him first, it'd help.

[Robcore]

Those who can express ideas succinctly do; those who can't are Roger Mexico.

[kuranes]

Those who can express ideas succinctly do; those who can't are Roger Mexico.

He's in good company.