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    Movies you hate so bad it hurts.

    The ones that come to mind right now are:

    The Core
    Mission to Mars

    Oh how I hate those movies! It hurts my emotions that they exist.

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    Love Actually - After watching that movie I felt like I needed to find something that made me feel the opposite of how that film made me feel.

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    Avatar: The Last Airbender

    The Day after Tomorrow

    The Bridges of Madison County

    What Dreams May Come
    For some, "how", not "why", is the fundamental unit of measure for curiosity. This divergence is neither parallel, nor straight. Where one might have a "why?-5" problem, it might only be a "how?-2" question. But then, there are also many things where the "why?" is immediately obvious but the "how?" is best measured in centuries of perpetual wonder. Both approaches have their drawbacks.

    If one is superior, the other is unaware of it.

    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    The Bridges of Madison County
    Oh dear god! My mom made me watch this with her once. I had blocked it from my mind until now.

    another one I had to watch with her:

    Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

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    Hypothesis: anyone who makes you watch MoMC is gauging your reaction to adultery. This is doubled if they have ever asked you to watch "How Stella Got Her Groove Back". Tripled if they ever mention they liked "The Marriage of Figaro". The good one is "The Barber of Seville"; Mozart was being an asshole.

    Did she make you watch "The Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood" too?


    Before anyone else gets the obvious: Everything with Jar Jar Binks in it. He'd even ruin a sausage grinder.

    Eww. It just occurred to me as I was about to hit post, someone might think 'sausage grinder' was a genre. Then I though about what it would be and thought "softcore gay porn". So, there you have it. Jar Jar can even make yaoi worse.
    For some, "how", not "why", is the fundamental unit of measure for curiosity. This divergence is neither parallel, nor straight. Where one might have a "why?-5" problem, it might only be a "how?-2" question. But then, there are also many things where the "why?" is immediately obvious but the "how?" is best measured in centuries of perpetual wonder. Both approaches have their drawbacks.

    If one is superior, the other is unaware of it.

    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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    Paranormal Activity....oooh cloven claw flour footprints. How terrifying!

    Actually, it's just lame. Someone told me the ending is "really shocking" but I don't know how that can make up for the nothing that was the portion of the movie I saw.

    Only movie I ever walked out on in theaters.
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    I wish I'd walked out on the remake of "The Hills Have Eyes". That's the only movie I've ever watched that kept images in my head involuntarily afterward. It was weeks before they stopped coming unbidden, like I'd endured some terrible trauma. This is strange because I tend to watch some really fucked up cringe inducing movies.
    For some, "how", not "why", is the fundamental unit of measure for curiosity. This divergence is neither parallel, nor straight. Where one might have a "why?-5" problem, it might only be a "how?-2" question. But then, there are also many things where the "why?" is immediately obvious but the "how?" is best measured in centuries of perpetual wonder. Both approaches have their drawbacks.

    If one is superior, the other is unaware of it.

    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hephaestus View Post
    Did she make you watch "The Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood" too?
    Lol. She did make me (well me and the family) watch The Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood.

    My mom likes to watch movies whenever we're all visiting... or even when one of us is visiting. I'm banned from picking movies because everyone in my family agrees that I have horrible taste in them. This year at Christmas we watched We're the Millers.

    Thanks for the mental image of Jar Jar gay porn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Light Leak View Post
    Lol. She did make me (well me and the family) watch The Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood.

    My mom likes to watch movies whenever we're all visiting... or even when one of us is visiting. I'm banned from picking movies because everyone in my family agrees that I have horrible taste in them. This year at Christmas we watched We're the Millers.

    Thanks for the mental image of Jar Jar gay porn...
    I've seen actual Jar Jar erotica. I'd post it here, but it would probably get me a reprimand.

    It's times like these that I wish I was a cavefish.

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    Grease. God I hate that movie. I think the worst part about it is that the actors are all supposed to be in high school but they look like they're in their thirties. That and all the stupid songs... I like musicals but the songs in Grease are stupid as fuck.

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