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    Quote Originally Posted by Grape Jelly View Post
    Did you try douching it?
    Yes but warm water just wouldn't do the trick. I need some liquid plumbr.

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    "drizzled with..."

    Brain autofill feature: Spunk. Drizzled with spunk!
    "Jesus was not a poof and neither was he married."
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    Quote Originally Posted by flurps View Post
    Yes but warm water just wouldn't do the trick. I need some liquid plumbr.
    I'd ask @LordLatch for a free estimate. I worked for him last year unclogging my own toilet and yes that actually is a true story. We broke even.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grape Jelly View Post
    I'd ask @LordLatch for a free estimate. I worked for him last year unclogging my own toilet and yes that actually is a true story. We broke even.
    ... on each other's faces?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flurps View Post
    ... on each other's faces?
    Na my toilet was overflowing and I didn't think to Wikihow it. Terrible way to start a morning.

    Back in the day they used to have these flavored condoms, around the 90s, and I remember the Grape one was a total injustice. I was just a lad, so I just fapped in it, but even when I was a kid, the condom I carried in my wallet was Grape.

    Spoiler: Prophylactics

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    WTH, I don't think this thread is that absurd at all.

    I think the sex appeal of male attire is generally underrated. Cufflinks, collar stays, pocket squares and of course, crisp white shirts are all inherently sexy objects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grape Jelly View Post
    I'd ask @LordLatch for a free estimate. I worked for him last year unclogging my own toilet and yes that actually is a true story. We broke even.
    @flurps is referencing a movie and I'm not a fluffer!
    This just in: I'm accepting all friend requests too unless you're a fricken jerk and I can't stand your existence and inane drivel. If that's the case, then I'll accept your friend request so I can keep an eye on your ass unless you don't hold any interest for me; then only the threat of keeping my eye on you stands. feces

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sappho View Post
    WTH, I don't think this thread is that absurd at all.

    I think the sex appeal of male attire is generally underrated. Cufflinks, collar stays, pocket squares and of course, crisp white shirts are all inherently sexy objects.
    A simple crisp white shirt



    I have an instinctual aversion to anything corporate but [someone I find attractive] in a white button-up business shirt and dress pants and suede formal shoes

    next thing I know I'm pregnant

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    Quote Originally Posted by kali View Post
    suede formal shoes
    Oh God, YES!!! What is it about those shoes? I love them, too!

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    Yeah, office clothes, a pinstripe skirt and button down shirt. Also sweatpants and hoodies.

    I think the office clothes has to do with the function, the display of power. I associate sweatpants and hoodies with studying and reading. However, I don't really poll my balls as I'm experiencing these urges.

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