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    Noble Asshole Horatio's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starjots View Post
    A quick little limerack about Horatio
    Incisive he is in high ratio
    But if he thought twice
    He might be more nice
    Because the only other word that rhymes with Horatio is fellatio*

    *warning - weaponized limerick. please find another rhyme word. thank you.
    Starjots, you're one cheeky bastard –
    What are you, just blotto or plastered?
    To make me be dear
    You'd have to be clear –
    But this art you haven't yet mastered.

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    Senior Member Guess Who's Avatar
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    @JohnClay's back after his recent hospital stay
    Returning to enlighten us in his own unique way
    We wish him the best
    Get your rest
    So you can fight those doubters for another day

    All the best, mate.
    Love displaces fear

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    Senior Member Sinny's Avatar
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    Jyng, Jyng
    Reminds me of Chandler Bing
    Always has on opinion,
    On just about everything.
    Kiwi lass, I mean kiwi man
    Probably wears a hard hat
    And drives white van.
    Enamoured with the EU & it's bureaucracy,
    Not surprising, from a glorified colony
    Dreaming of imperial powers,
    Wishing he was an Aussie.
    Last edited by Sinny; 03-17-2019 at 04:44 AM.
    Those who begin coercive elimination of dissent soon find themselves exterminating dissenters. Compulsory unification of opinion achieves only the unanimity of the graveyard.

    ~ Robert Jackson, Statesman (1892-1954)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinny View Post
    Wishing he was an Aussie.
    "Aussie" is a bit of a dirty word here at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jyng1 View Post
    "Aussie" is a bit of a dirty word here at the moment.
    Yeah. That was a terrible and completely unjustifiable thing to do. Condolences to everyone in New Zealand for this tragedy.
    Love displaces fear

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    You guys....... I think Guess Who just made a joke.

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    Senior Member Sinny's Avatar
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    What's the joke? You know about Christchurch, right?
    Those who begin coercive elimination of dissent soon find themselves exterminating dissenters. Compulsory unification of opinion achieves only the unanimity of the graveyard.

    ~ Robert Jackson, Statesman (1892-1954)


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    For @Sir Caveat

    Mike's back with a brand new name
    But his targets are still the same
    Socialism and Antifa
    Maduro's Venezuela
    Big buts are his claim to fame
    Love displaces fear

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    He has an agenda that's massive
    and humor that isn't quite passive
    He'll never be gay
    'cause he prays every day
    and tells everyone else how to live
    Last edited by Sistamatic; 04-15-2019 at 04:05 PM.
    Insults are effective only where emotion is present. -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1.

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -- Aristotle

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    Guess Who, I'm here for you if you need comforting on any level.

    Just kidding, I'm not.

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