Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 11 to 18 of 18

Thread: Overheard Stupid Shit

  1. #11
    schlemiel Faust's Avatar
    Type
    INTP
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Posts
    2,253
    Quote Originally Posted by Granny Smith View Post
    "I don't think I've ever eaten anything gluten-free before in my life"

    - some girl in the break room
    If she meant anything explicitly labelled and marketed as gluten-free, it's not so stupid.

  2. #12
    Otaku
    Type
    INTP
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Posts
    255
    "Talking is literally one of my favorite things to do."

    At which point I frantically walked faster.

  3. #13
    "So my little sister sent me a selfie and was like 'I want you to show this to your boyfriend'. I'm like 'Jenna, you're eight years old'"

  4. #14
    Senior Member BarIII's Avatar
    Type
    INTP
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Posts
    2,227
    INTPx Award Winner
    "The no salt has more salt than the regular" (a woman who likely misunderstood the news that artificial sweeteners could raise blood sugar).
    I will accept no further friend requests. This doesn't mean I don't love you or anything so don't be offended.

  5. #15
    The Experience Catoptric's Avatar
    Type
    INTP
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    1187 at Hundertwasser
    Posts
    4,960
    INTPx Award Winner

  6. #16
    non-canonical Light Leak's Avatar
    Type
    INTP
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Location
    Lost-Hope
    Posts
    2,060
    Some woman talking to a girl in a wheelchair:

    "You just have to believe you will get better. If you want it enough and have faith in God you'll be healed."

    So people who have health issues and don't get better just don't want it enough?

  7. #17
    Homo siderius Sistamatic's Avatar
    Type
    INTP
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Posts
    4,675
    INTPx Award Winner
    Overheard at grocery store line. Excerpted from two girls complaining about how old people insist on using email all the time. "I hate texting on computers cuz it doesn't even tell you what word comes next."
    Insults are effective only where emotion is present. -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1.

    I'm not avoiding socializing I'm helping socializing avoid me! --MoneyJungle

  8. #18
    Member Thoth's Avatar
    Type
    INFP
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Location
    AHJ 2006
    Posts
    753
    A question shared between two girls in a local bookstore one isle over: "So is Lovecraft like Harry Potter?"

    If I wasn't so introverted I would have walked over and said "yes."

    My all time favorite however was overheard between a couple in front of me in a movie theater in college. Also, I will be dating myself. The trailer for Titanic was just finishing when the girlfriend leaned over to her boyfriend and asked "It sank?" in honest astonishment.

Similar Threads

  1. Movies with shit in the title
    By 99Problems in forum The Playground
    Replies: 70
    Last Post: 06-04-2014, 04:33 AM
  2. Stupid Buttons and Colors and Charts, Oh My!
    By MacGuffin in forum The Playground
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 01-01-2014, 05:34 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •