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    I walk right out. Fuck people who ask such stupid "oh so creative" questions.


    And, yes, I have done so before. Not this question, but to others along these lines. Or in response to other b.s. that falls out of an interviewer's mouth.

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    Mount Fuji is only 10,000 years old. I'd wait. It'll move itself.

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    Related to @jyng1's post:

    Put an end to all forms of power generation that promote warming of the planet. Wait for an ice age to create a glacier that will move Mt. Fuji for me.

    Alternate: continuous bonfires of petrochemicals to accelerate global warming, raising the sea level by melting all the polar ice. It looks like the projected rise in sea level would put Mt. Fuji on the coast. If that's not enough moving, erosion from the waves will do the rest on a long enough timeline.
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    i would assume they read a book



    "oh, did you like that book? what'd you think?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jigglypuff View Post
    i would assume they read a book

    "oh, did you like that book? what'd you think?"
    I'm not sure about this... using Microsoft's methodology only part of the mountain would be moved, the rest of the mountain would be unusable for the next several production releases. Eventually the bit of the mountain which had been moved would be proven not to be a mountain at all but for reasons of backward compatibility had been re-defined as a bitter lake. Of tears.
    stupid pancakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kali View Post

    "So, we need to test your creative problem solving skills. How would you move Mount Fuji?"

    You have a few seconds to answer.
    press trip with donald trump, get him coked up and aggro about Kim, stand on mt. fuji in front of cameras and say we're launching full-scale thermonuclear war, get nuked

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    Mexicans although perhaps illegal are very cordial and well organized when it comes to doing the impossible.

    I would literally say that.
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    Best answer: Beat up Fuji's little sister, Kita. First of all I'd call'er all types of assholes and bitches until Fuji grows a pair and comes over to "try" and do somethan 'bout it. Then I'd woop'is ass fer bein' a ching-chang little bitch. Boom! How'd you like that?

    Pretty sure I won.
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    1. Blow up all large, immovable mountains other than Mount Fuji.
    2. Move everything other than Mount Fuji.
    Same thing.
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