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Thread: Is the behemoth a dinosaur?

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    Married Mouth-breather JohnClay's Avatar
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    Is the behemoth a dinosaur?

    Job 40:15-19
    15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.

    16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.

    17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.

    18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

    19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
    Creationists say that it says it has tail like a cedar... what animal could it be? They think it is a dinosaur!

    BTW in the KJV verse 17 it mentions "stones" which is a euphemism for testicles... the following video argues that "tail" is a euphemism for penis.



    On the topic of penises, there is also Ezekiel 23:20: "There she had longed for her lovers. Their private parts seemed as big as those of donkeys. And their flow of semen appeared to be as much as that of horses." (NIRV)

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    I wish I had access to whatever they were tripping on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitz View Post
    I wish I had access to whatever they were tripping on.
    Ken Ham? Buddy Davis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnClay View Post
    Ken Ham? Buddy Davis?
    The dudes that saw a rhino/elephant/hippo and were freaking out about the "behemoth".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitz View Post
    The dudes that saw a rhino/elephant/hippo and were freaking out about the "behemoth".
    Is that in that video? If so, which min:sec is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnClay View Post
    Is that in that video? If so, which min:sec is it?
    I saw it in a vision.

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    In Jesus name we pray amen.

    Ok that's my going to church this week.
    Memelogical qoutient

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    Behemoth? Meh.

    I prefer beasts that are waterproof.



    Every other wristwatch can take water this days, so that's the least you should be able to expect from a deadly force.

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    From here:
    http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=45216
    A pic of a tapir - it's similar to a hippo, which they think it probably is

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    Did a Mr and Mrs Behemoth make it onto Noah's Ark or where they laughing and playing silly games like the Unicorn?

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