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    JohnClay's Christmas book/ebook

    It is finished. Behold "An Uncensored Guide to the Christmas Stories"! Maybe it will even be in stores one day (through Ingram Spark)
    Amazon link

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    Did you seriously pick a footballer's name as your pen name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horatio View Post
    Did you seriously pick a footballer's name as your pen name?
    I thought he was a basketball player:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucas_Walker

    Anyway it is based on "Luke Skywalker" (Luke S. Walker")

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    https://www.amazon.com.au/Uncensored.../dp/B078G6D1YV
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    Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #5,960 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
    #1 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Religion & Spirituality > Christianity > Holidays > Christmas
    #2 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Religion & Spirituality > Christianity > Reference > Criticism & Interpretation > New Testament
    #4 in Books > Religion & Spirituality > Christian Books & Bibles > Bible Study & Reference > Criticism & Interpretation
    YES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnClay View Post
    I find it more astounding that you went to great lengths of coming up with a pen name, yet failed to conceal your actual name, Mr W.

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    This is a short book which retells the Bible's Christmas stories and investigates their similarities and differences. The stories are illustrated with cartoons that include scenes that are usually absent from children's books such as the circumcision of Jesus and a headless dove being prepared for a sacrifice. However, the illustration of Herod's massacre of boys in Bethlehem doesn't show any blood.

    Since the stories are retold, the book is suitable for readers who have no knowledge of them.


    Congratulations on the publication, JohnClay

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    cool man, how is it selling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PureViolence View Post
    cool man, how is it selling?
    Pretty sure it's not. If Clay says otherwise he's frontin'.
    Quote Originally Posted by Limes View Post
    Jan Bonclay
    “If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” ― Malcolm X

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    Quote Originally Posted by PureViolence View Post
    cool man, how is it selling?
    I think I've got to wait a month until the sales info will be released...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnClay View Post
    I think I've got to wait a month until the sales info will be released...
    same bullshit on distrokid (spotify, itunes, etc) after 2 months my band made a total of 0.35 cents. like 60 plays xD
    goodluck anyway

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